The Illusion of Multitasking

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“I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once”

The Illusion of Multitasking

In case you were asking
My answer:
I was multitasking

Procrastinating
Deferring
Until tomorrow
Without a sorrow
Delaying the inevitable
Playing the pivotable
Unproductive
Almost destructive

The illusion
Of accomplishment
Clear as day
In my mind
Everything a play
Nothing accomplished
Nothing adhered
Time is a wasting
That much is clear

It was just the illusion
Of multitasking

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The Label Maker

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“Labels are for cans, not people” Anthony Rap

The Label Maker

Hey you with your label maker!
You like tagging people don’t ya, you faker!
You went right by me and took one look
Stuck this sticker on my forehead without a single hook
I am having a hard time getting it off
Did you think it would make a great perma-label on this spot?

But guess what, you nut
I washed my face with potent soap in a rut
With a huff and a puff
My forehead finally crystal clear and clean again
Luckily without the use of acid rain
And nothing of it sticking to my brain

No amount of glue
Will keep the sticker on my face
Your plan went sadly askew
Or were you just in the wrong place
Memorize this lesson
Into your big fat head
Go find some cans for making the impression
And label some of them instead

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NEWS: WILDsound Writing, Screenplay and Film Festival Review

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My Brain has Too many Tabs Open

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, and a Writer

The Truth Is Out There

A Wanna-be Drag Queen

Simply, Weird

Stalking is such a Strong Word. Let’s call it… Social Research!

Nerd In Me

I’m not Evil, I was just Drawn That Way

Mirror, Mirror

I’m not getting old, I am getting better

I am Out of Order for Today

Rocket Science? It’s Just Life!        

Highly Illogical

Stuck Between a Poem and a Hard Place

Having My Cake and Eating It Too

I may not be Everyone’s Cup of Tea, but I am Someone’s Double Vodka

Life is a Musical (number)

Put Me in a Box, Why don’t You

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot

Pure Energy

Mom

Ode to My Mac(intosh)

Chocolate is The Answer, Who Cares What the Question is!

Good God Get a Grip Girl!

The Blame Game

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The Liebster Award #4

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Thank You once again for this honor imthebeginning!

Please go and find out for yourself the wonderful stylings of imthebeginning.

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Here are the Award rules to follow:

Once you are nominated, make a post thanking and linking the person who nominated you.

  • Include the Liebster Award sticker in the post too.
  • Nominate 10 other bloggers who you feel are worthy of this award. Let them know they have been nominated by commenting on one of their posts. You can also nominate the person who nominated you.
  • Ensure all of these bloggers have less than 200 followers.
  • Answer the ten questions asked to you by the person who nominated you, and make ten questions of your own for your nominees.

Lastly, COPY these rules in the post. The word Liebster is German for the following:

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My ten to answer:

1. What is your definition of a soul mate?

My partner in crime.

2. What is the difference between being spiritual and being religious?

You can be spiritual without having a specified religion.

3. Do you believe in a higher power?

Yes.

4. What qoute best describes your perspective on life?

It’s worked so far, but we’re not off yet!

5. Do you believe that there are other forms of life outside of the planet Earth?

Yes of course.

6. Who is the most inspring person in your life?

Grandmother.

7. What are dreams and aspirations?

Everyone should have them, or what would be the point.

8. If money did not exist, would your passion still be your passion?

Money and passion are not the same for me even today.

9. Who is your favorite author and what is the title of your favorite book?

Too many to list.

10. Who is your favorite musical artist and what is the name of your favorite song?

Frank Sinatra, Luck be a lady.

 

Here are my nominees:

Each of the following bloggers posses one or more of these traits.
Click on the links below to see find out for yourself and marvel in their linguistic acrobatics:

https://heavenlyfootsteps.wordpress.com

Home

https://sjhigbee.wordpress.com

https://youcallthatart.wordpress.com

https://chrishibbard.wordpress.com

https://phosphorescence1001.wordpress.com

https://santoshnc.wordpress.com

https://imthebeginning.wordpress.com

https://robertcrisp.wordpress.com

Home

 
Here are the questions that each of you must answer:

Are you much of a daredevil?
Have you ever baked your own cake?
Can you inpersonate anyone famous?
Can you do any accents other than your own?
In O’s and X’s which do you normally pick?
What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress?
Whats your most used word?
Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?
What would your dream job be?
Who’s your favourite Villain/Baddie?

 
Let the games continue!