Don’t Be A Bitter Bitch!

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“I just want to be clear, I am a very dark and bitter person, but I think on some level, everything really does come when it’s meant to come” Martha Plimpton

Don’t Be A Bitter Bitch!

So,
Things did not go your way
You were forced to walk away
Blaming life is never fair
Throwing your hands in the air
Ready for total surrender
Becoming quite the bitter
And complete quitter

Rather than
Trying again
Becoming a mender
The offender
Learning from
What went wrong
Becoming strong

Just,
Put a smile on that face
Tomorrow embrace
New and better opportunities
In other communities
You will discover that purpose
For another goal to chase
And find your best place

And then,
Just make them eat it Honey!

Forty-Seven

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“I no longer believe in the Easter Bunny, and I’m beginning to wonder about Santa Claus. But I believe wholeheartedly in 47” Sarah Dolinar

Forty-Seven

The proof:

The time is now, 00.47
Roswell 1947
Film, 47 Minutes
Waterford Greenwich 47-piece Flatware Set
Exit 47
47 followers
London Bus Routes – 47/N47
4711 Eau de toilette
Level 47 Walkthrough
Agent 47
47 Ronin
U.S. Code › Title 47
The 47 Society
47 likes on Facebook page
47 mints in the box

The homage:

How phenomenal
Quite Astrological
Completely magical
Oh so mythical
Like a rock star

My profound respect
I am fundamentally perplexed
How very puzzling
Even a little hustling
Quite the dazzling

You are

The culprit:

Maybe I am an alien
With a devilish plan

“Hello, I am Specialist 47
Delighted to make your acquaintance
Please find attached my credentials
For some mind maintenance”

Resident of Earth since 1947
Successfull mind melds, total of 47 000 000 047
47 more years to beat
Until my mission is complete

My contact information
4747 Galaxy Boulevard
A short promenade
A right down the hall
Or give me a call
My mobile number 555-4747
Thank you for your confirmation

Congratulations on getting 500 total likes on Rantings Of A Third Kind

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Congratulations on getting 500 total likes on Rantings Of A Third Kind

Thank You Dears, for the following and likes!

This is just the beginning.
After 89 posts since I started in March this year, it’s absolutely fantastic to see you like what I have to offer 🙂

With all my best,
Gun Roswell

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