It’s About As Funny As A Root Canal (Repost for TBT)

“Born With Teeth” Kate Mulgrew

It’s About As Funny As A Root Canal

You know
That feeling
Lying
In the chair
Thinking
Life 
Is not fair

Staring
At the ceiling
Anticipating
Sweat
Covering
Your skin
Waiting for
The drilling
To begin
The sound
Resonating
In your skull

Totally bound
With feelings
Of dull
Contemplating
An escape
Looking
At the window
Wishing
For a cape
Like a superhero
Flying away

No time
The Dentist
Hovering
Covering
Your eyes
With sunglasses
Working
In a quick pace
Before I
Can plot my
Break

My mind
Wandering to
Molasses?
Am I
Loosing it?
Completely
Sugar
Would be
The last thing
I needed

Mouth
Agape
Drooling
Like an ape
Fooling
Not a chance
In a deep
Trance
Or a drug endused
State

After all
Is done
Wishing
I had
A gun
Somehow
Cooling down
Getting up
Staggering
Reeling
A sick
Feeling

A glance
In the mirror
Spittle
And blood
On my face
Must be
An error
Covering
My head
With a hood

Leaving quickly
No looking
Back
Oh what
A quack
Never mind
It’s all over
Until
Next time

When
You hear
It’s as funny
As A root canal
Time to fear
And run
As fast
As you
Can

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Blogging 201, Day Nine: The Buddy System

Blogging 201, Day Nine: The Buddy System

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“All blogs have one faithful reader at least – Google bot”

Blogging 201, Day Nine: The Buddy System

Now, we want you to think about taking a friendship to the next level, so you’ll have that support once Blogging 201 ends. We know commitment can be scary, but it’s time.

Today’s assignment: find a blogging buddy. If appropriate, plan to publish guest posts on one another’s blogs.

If you don’t see guest posters as an option for your blog, that’s totally fine. You can find a buddy to lean on for feedback and support, minus the guest posting.

Why do this?

* Because your blogging buddy is sure to tell their friends and followers about their guest post on your site, bringing you some potential new followers and maybe even a traffic bump.
* Because collaborating spawns post ideas you can both use to fill out your editorial calendars.
* Because it’s always more fun to do something with a friend — especially a naturally community-oriented activity like blogging. You can laugh, make mistakes, teach one another, learn, and have fun supporting each other along the way.

Personally, I am happy to work solo for the moment. I already feel the overwhelming support and feedback given by my fellow bloggers and followers, which helps and encourages me to do even more. Ideas I have plenty of, but time, or rather lack there of, is the enemy. Working full time and running a blog as “a second job” is filling all my spare time quite nicely and then some. Therefore, concentrating on my own blog and checking out the other sites on the side will have to do for now.

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And now, for something completely different (Blogging Bootcamp)

Blogging 101, Commenting Bootcamp, Day Three: Ask Some Questions

It’s rare to read someone’s post and not have any questions at all. So ask!

Today, leave a comment in which you ask the blogger a relevant question or two.

People are naturally curious. From the first time we can enunciate the word “Why?” we question everything around us. Questions help us clarify, spark more ideas, and signal that we’re approaching whatever we’re reading with care.

Even the shortest post can provoke a question, from the substantive (“Why didn’t she tell him she still loved him!?”) to the simple (“What does that word mean?”)

Ask someone a question or two! Anything at all — just make sure it’s honest, and relevant.

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“I blog, there for I am”

And now, for something completely different

I decided to turn the tables and answer a question rather than ask one.

Why?

Because, today I got this question when I posted my “800 followers marker”:

“Hi. I’m a new blogger. Just began two months ago.
The “800” tag is a big inspiration to continue writing.
Can you give me a few tips on how to go about it? Any help would be beneficial. Thanks!

The quote I chose for this blog also fits my current mindset.

I don’t remember a time I did not write or think about writing. The same goes for photography. Both near and dear to me since I was a toddler, almost, and now at fifty, I have once more concentrated on both things, with full force I might add!

I began my blog in February this year with one idea: Write about daily happenings with a humorous twist. The idea was to have a quote related to the storyline and a lessons learnt included. I did not blog often at first, but then I realized I could incorporate photography, poetry and other types of tales and homages, it all took off from there. And, I realized people were actually reading what I wrote. I guess the main inspiration came from taking part in my first Blogging U workshop and getting ideas and followers while socializing and sharing thoughts in the Commons.

But being social, reading and commenting on someone else’s blogs is only a part of the process. You have to actively give your audience more and often to make sure they return. I like to dabble in many things; poetry, fiction, quotes, songs even and yes of course, photography. I also have plans for a few videos, but that will be later. So many ideas, so little time!

I also have a theme for almost each week day and I take part in some of the challenges on some of the blogs regularly.

Unfortunately like most of us, I have the excuse of my “paying job” taking most of my energy during the week days, sometimes even weekends. That being said, I made a promise a while back to at least post one poem a day. And now, mid December, and almost a thousand posts later, I can say I have kept that promise! Not even the time spent in the hospital for my surgery stopped my posting: I had scheduled posts for all three days I was laying drugged up in the hospital bed 😉

To sum things up: Post, post, post and then some. Write from your heart and snap yourself or borrow pictures to add to the look and feel where possible.
Keep calm and keep blogging, always!
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Beloved (Writing 101, A Poem A Day)

Writing 101, A Poem A Day, Day 7: Beloved
Poetry & Photography

Something about the very word “beloved” causes a frisson in us. Out of the people that matter to you, who matters the most? Whom do you love, or whom have you loved more than anyone else? What does the word “beloved” summon up in your imagination? What songs, poems, stories, movies spring to mind? Who is your beloved?

Today, write a poem celebrating your beloved. It does not have to be a specific person — you could address an imaginary beloved from the future who’s waiting for you. You could take on the persona of a well-known mythological or historic character and address her or his beloved in your poem. You could create a new type of lover and beloved.

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“Every beloved object is the center point of a paradise” Novalis

Beloved

Mismatching socks and messy hair
Carefully watching, trying not to stare
Sitting in your favourite chair
Chewing on your meal without a care
My eyes fixed, I still feel the flare
Whom better with my life to share

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Wednesday Moon (Daily Photo 2015-12-16)

Posted in the Daily Photo series
Poetry & Photography

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“Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star” W. Clement Stone

Wednesday Moon

Playing hide and seek
What a geek!
Come out come out
Where ever you are!
Oh don’t pout
You know we love you
How ever you are!

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World Wide Wednesday 2015-12-16

Posted in the series, World Wide Wednesday around the world in photographs
Photography, Poetry, Travel

“Every day is a journey, and the journey itself is home” Matsuo Basho

World Wide Wednesday, Around the World in Black and White and Colour

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A glimpse into the archives of photography from around the world from Rantings Of A Third Kind on Wednesdays.

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Posts so far:

Around the World in Black and White, First Edition

Around the World in Black and White, Second Edition, Part One

Around the World in Black and White, Second Edition, Part Two

Around the World in Black and White Presents: Third Edition: Rhodes Island, Part One

Around the World in Black and White Presents: Third Edition: Rhodes Island, Part Two

Around the World in Black and White Presents: Fourth Edition: Rhodes Island, Part One

Around the World in Black and White Presents: Fourth Edition: Rhodes Island, Part Two

Around the World in Black and White Presents: Fifth Edition: Cyprus

Around the World in Black and White Presents: London in the Rain

Around the World in Black and White Presents: London

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Natural History Museum, London

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Helsinki City Centre in Black and White

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Athens, Acropolis

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Mallorca, Part One

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Mallorca, Part Two

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Mallorca, Part Three

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Mallorca, Part Four, Night

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Finland, Espoo, Suburbia

World Wide Wednesday Presents, Delphi, Part Two

World Wide Wednesday Presents, Delphi, Part Three

World Wide Wednesday Presents, Porvoo, Finland, Part One

World Wide Wednesday Presents, Porvoo, Finland, Part Two

Word Wide Wednesday Presents, Porvoo, Finland, Part Three

Word Wide Wednesday Presents, Porvoo, Finland, Part Four

Word Wide Wednesday Presents, Porvoo, Finland, Part Five

Word Wide Wednesday Presents, Porvoo, Finland, Part Six

Word Wide Wednesday Presents, Porvoo, Finland, Part Seven

Word Wide Wednesday Presents, Porvoo, Finland, Part Eight

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Rhodes Island, Part One

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Rhodes Island, Part Two

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Rhodes Island, Part Three

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Rhodes Island, Part Four

World Wide Wednesday Presents: London, Verbania, Athens

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Manaus, Rhodes, Cyprus

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Brazil, Cyprus and Rhodes

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World Wide Wednesday Presents: Manaus, Rhodes, Cyprus

Part of the photographic Wednesday series: World Wide Wednesday, Around the World in Black and White and Colour

“I see that it is by no means useless to travel, if a man wants to see something new” Jules Verne

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Manaus, Rhodes, Cyprus

In the rain forest of Brazil
You can feel the thrill
Sailing down the river Negro
Quite the incognito
A glimpse of the dolphins
Can rise the endorphins

Planning on staying a while
On the beautiful isle
That of Cyprus
Home to many a cypress
The surrounding seas of turquoise
Swimming around like the tortoise

Enjoying the island life
Dancing to a flute or a fife
Whether a history buff
Or a hang loose beach bum
Rhodes is the place enough
To make you wanna hum

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World Wide Wednesday Presents: London, Verbania, Athens

Part of the photographic Wednesday series: World Wide Wednesday, Around the World in Black and White and Colour

“I haven’t been everywhere but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag

World Wide Wednesday Presents: London, Verbania, Athens

On the busy streets of London
There is no time for boredom
While roaming the ancient ruins for Greece
Breathe and let the moment freeze
Sailing the gorgeous lakes in Italy
Watching the clouds filling the sky to affinity
Sightseeing, travelling or shopping
There is no time for stopping
Around the wide wide world
Me and my camera are hurled

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World Wide Wednesday Presents: Brazil, Cyprus and Rhodes

Part of the photographic Wednesday series: World Wide Wednesday, Around the World in Black and White and Colour

“I haven’t been everywhere but it’s on my list.” – Susan Sontag

World Wide Wednesday Presents: Brazil, Cyprus and Rhodes

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800 Followers for Rantings Of A Third Kind

Celebration time on Rantings Of A Third Kind

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“Developing your blog is a balancing act between appeasing current readers and reaching out to new ones.” Scribendi

800 Followers for Rantings Of A Third Kind

I am happy to announce a new milestone achievement today: A total of 800 readers are now following Rantings of a Third Kind!

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A most sincere and huge thanks to all my readers!

Keep calm and keep on blogging!
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