Red: Two

Posted in Daily Photo, Photography and Poetry

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“Red is the ultimate cure for sadness” Bill Bless

Red, Two

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Red: One

Posted in Daily Photo, Photography and Poetry

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“Red is the ultimate cure for sadness” Bill Blass

Red

Seeing red?
Hoping for something else instead?
What can I say
I like to play
Red is red is red
Maybe you should have stayed in bed
So like it or not
Here are the shots

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You can catch more flies with honey… And even more with manure? (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“Who wants to lick honey, must not shy away from the bees” Scots proverb

You can catch more flies with honey… And even more with manure?

Leonard Hofstadter: I’m just saying, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon Cooper: You can catch even more flies with manure; what’s your point?

Don’t be a rude dude
Or a crude prude
Just smile a little
For a change at least
Tame that beast
Don’t try to debate it
You might even like it
You won’t be hated
Most will be quite taken
When you are not faking
That giggle
It’s not a riddle
Giving a little
Getting more back
Take a whack
Just throw the dice
Try to be nice
Not a besserwisser
Or an ass kisser
It all pays off in the end
With only a wee effort spent
A smile and a great attitude
Trumps being rude
Manure or honey?
I’d bet my money
On the sweet thing
Any day

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Baby I Can Drive My Car (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone” Steven Wright

Baby I Can Drive My Car

Setting the scene
Pedal to the metal
Nerves unsettled
Giving it some gas
A little more for the blast
Overheating the machine

The engine is revving
Feels like heaven
Seeing is believing
The stress finally relieving
All the senses perceiving

No time to scoff
No time to fear
The moment is here
The road ahead, clear
Blast off!

Baby I can drive my car
Even though I’m not a star
Still I’m getting very far
Performance getting up to par
And maybe I love you babe

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Throwback Thursday 2016-03-10

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“Just an FYI: Thursday the 12th is just as rare at Friday the 13th.”

Throwback Thursday 2016-03-10

On Thursdays we walk down memory lane and dig deeply into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind. For these posts, I have chosen some of my personal favourites. Some of them may tickle the funny bone, some even provoke thoughts and some of them will give you a view of the world in photographs taken by yours truly.

You can catch more flies with honey… And even more with manure? (TBT)

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Baby I Can Drive My Car (TBT)

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Out Into The Wilderness (TBT)

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Let the Rantings continue!!!

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Out Into The Wilderness (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel” Fran Lebowitz

Out Into The Wilderness

Urban nature
What a wild creature
Concrete, asphalt
Dog poop on the sidewalk
Grass may look green
But everyone has seen
It was spray painted
To keep it untainted
And just as a feature

Nothing quite like
The smell of petroleum
In the early morning
When riding that bike
Or taking a hike
Though fair warning
Try to avoid stepping
Onto the tossed wrapping
Made of aluminium

Reaching the heavy trafficked streets
Listening to the musical feats
Of the car horn section on the right
The jackhammers creating the beats
People shouting in chorus
Day feeling more bright
Like your name was Doris
Crossing the street at red light
Just for fun not out of spite

Come late evening
Walking through the darkened park
The streetlights broken
Someone a lurking
Deep in the bushes
Not at sea, so at least no sharks
Your pace fastening
Trying to be cunning
Then almost running

Finally arriving
To the safe haven
Entering the doorway
You realize you’re not in Norway
From the lack of pine trees
Rather the sweet smell of pee
Greeting you, making you sneeze
Not the perfume of choice
But it could be worse?

You could be camping
Out in the wilderness
In a sleeping bag, damping
Rain pouring on your sleepiness
Bears lurking outside
No where to hide
Clutching onto the covers
Hoping to survive
Until the sun rises

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Frozen Water: Two

Posted in Photography 101: Water & Orientation (Day Three)

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“The cold never bothered me anyways”

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But when the blue moment rises
Even the bravest of them seizes
And in the end, all waters freeze

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Frozen Water: One

Posted in Photography 101: Water & Orientation (Day Three)

Water-1 (DAYTHREE)

“The cold never bothered me anyways”

Frozen Water 

In the midst of all silent and frozen
The cool liquid puts up a strong fight
Surrounded by powder of white
The stream still runs wild and brazen

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Contrast (The Daily Post)

Posted in the Daily Post: Contrast
Poetry & Photography

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“Contrast is what makes photography interesting” Conrad Hall

Contrast (The Daily Post)

A rose is a rose of course, of course
Giving the ultimate pose
For the sake of the photographic prose

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Middle of the Road

Posted in Photography 101: Street & Establishing Shots (Day Two)

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“When I’m in New York, I just want to walk down the street and feel this thing, like I’m in a movie” Ryan Adams

Middle of the Road

Not quite the main street of San Francisco
Certainly not the hippest lane in Seoul
It’s just a quaint itty-bitty place called Espoo
Right in the middle of nowhere
Somewhere
Near the North Pole

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