The Dame and the White Cat (Caturday) Part One

Posted in Caturday
Humour / Tales / Mystery

Angela,Cat

“When all candles be out, all cats be grey” John Heywood

The Dame and the White Cat (Caturday) Part One

The dame with her white cat
Stepped in for a quick chat
Sat down and whisked off her hat
Ordered a coffee with milk non-fat

“Good evening dearie”
She said leering
“Nice weather we are having this evening”

That was all she said
Her conversation dropping dead
Just quietly sipping the beverage
As if looking for a leverage

I stood there staring
The silence more than unbearing
Wondering ‘what or who was this stranger
Were we all in danger?’

As if reading my mind
The lady put down the cup
And finally looked up
And with smile made of kind

She stated matter of factually
“I need more cats!”
As ipso facto, this was actually
A store, where one could purchase such things

 

To be continued

More Cats

The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Ten

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

Being-Green

“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Being Green

Being green
Always seen
On every scene

Being-Green

The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Nine

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

the-Odd-Couple

“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

The Odd Couple

We are two of a kind
No better couple can you find
Adding this just to rhyme

the-Odd-Couple

The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Eight

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

Tip-Toing-Around-the-Pool

“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Tip Toeing Around the Pool

The sky and sea blue
The pool of similar hue
What the heck are these toes about?

Tip-Toing-Around-the-Pool

The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Seven

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

Red

“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Red

Red, red and more red
On the shelf ahead
Enough said

Red

The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Six

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

Canned-Goods

“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Canned Goods

A container of mystery
Causing a lot of publicity
When on its way for delivery

Canned-Goods

The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Five

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

Little-Gardener

“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Little Gardener

Call me the odd one out
But from the flowerbed I will sprout
And into a real human turn out

Little-Gardener

The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Four

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

Trying-to-Hide

“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Hiding Out

Can anyone see me?
Am I completely camouflaged
In this threesome collage?”

Trying-to-Hide

The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Three

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

Blooming-Plastic

“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Blooming Plastic

I am plastic
It’s blooming fantastic
Oh, don’t be so sarcastic!

Blooming-Plastic

The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Two

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

rusted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Rusted

Old and very rusted
Feeling a little busted
But still much trusted

rusted