I may be plastic Even quite, elastic And that itself is absolutely fantastic My head can spin at three hundred and sixty And my face too is quite nifty My age can be one or even fifty You can play with me Braid my hair ever so neatly Even paint my face discreetly
But there is one thing you must understand As here, without any feet I still take my stand Even would wave them in the air if i had any hands
But none of that I now can
Still, one last thought to share: I, am not, a fucking doll’s head!
Laying about, in the scorching sun Just to piss you off and for my personal fun
My four legs spread, across the sun bed I am here to stay, much to your dismay
A real ugly creepy crawly you might think But before into despair you totally sink
Let me tell you one simple thing I have as much right to do my own creepy thing As you have tanning your fat shiny skin So let’s both just simply agree
That neither of us will pay any dues or fees as we stay here for free Then letting each other to be just here
For I am sure there is enough room for both of us on this cool blue sphere No harm no fowl no disagreements
And when the time is up and sun has set Let’s ignore each other and go our separate ways instead
When travelling on a tightly scheduled course And time is a valuable and limited resource
Then spotting something so good as a prelude Making you think that you’ll be able make it after all on this latitude
As always on a trip like this I am running around like a crazy git Looking for all and everything Trying to catch at least one special thing
But as it always turns out to be
There is so much more to see Than any given time frame will allow Whether the cool car or neighbours cow
What kind luck would it take If i could it all on just on single shot make But then what would i do with all the space On the memory card I especially bought to capture all from this place?!
A very long and exhausting trip ahead Wishing you had stayed home instead Sitting at the airport cafeteria sipping coffee Wishing this time for something stronger in front of me
But alas nothing of that nature is served in this establishment Trying hard to figure out away from this torment
Then a small group of people pass me by In what looks like a conga line First reaction is to think they are really high But as the ask to join with a big smile
Who am i some fun to deny?
So, here I am doing the airport hustle And forgotten is all the other hassle!