Posted in Seat Sunday
“A throne is only a bench covered with velvet”
Napoleon Bonaparte
Mini Seat
A mini seat
Is quite neat
But,
It won’t carry
A large fleet
Posted in Caturday
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx
Black Cat
When the black cat
Was crossing the street
She was chasing a rat
Trying to act discreet
Hiding behind a big hat
Awaiting her treat
The grounded bat
Knew he tasted sweet
Stood still on the mat
There was no time to greet
Only time, for combat
After a long while
Both standing still
Trying to act hostile
But without thrill
So instead of the usual
They decided in mutual
This tale’s end
Will the norm bend
Cat and mouse decided
To shake their paws delighted
The lesson of this tale?
Sometimes it’s good to fail
Posted in Freaky Friday
“I am not trying to give an image of a fairytale,
perfect, everything else,
I am just being myself”
Rebecca Loos
Bitch Perfect
Call me the perfect bitch
Or just the worst one you can find
I may be a broom-less witch
But still the best of my kind
You may find me..
Taking flight
In the darkest of night
Or just taking a bus
In the early morning rush
You may see me…
Dancing naked in the pouring rain
Celebrating life to the fullest
Or just having a beer in a dive bar stained
Being one of the people dullest
You may catch me…
Casting the mightiest of spells
Cursing and not giving a damn
Or just talking to my mom on the cell
Just because, I can
Now you may see me…
In a new aspect
As a bitch perfect
Because that is who I am
Just because, I can
She stood on the outcropping, A sentinel towering above the rocks and foam, Weathering the worst of storms and darkest nights, Shining her brilliant light, her message of love and safety, for all to see. But she did her job too well, And her light guided everyone away from her, To where they needed to […]
With about 6 cat cafes in the metro, Le Cat Cafe is the nearest to my place and just a short drive away. Upon entering we were immediately greeted by the welcoming furry committee. Meet Barton, Butter and Prince Harry. Barton, the all white Ragamuffin Puspin is the very first one to greet us. He is […]
Our household effects (HHE) arrived last week. As anticipated, it was insane. As in: defying the laws of physics. No way was it all going to fit in this house! (No photos, as I’ve been told several times that they are “triggering” for some expats…) So, for the last several days, we’ve been making even […]
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