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“If the shoe fits, wear it”

Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit 

Whether it’s a business, or a personal hobby;
There is nothing like a good starter kit, to get you off the ground!

Before you know it
Your collecting will start growing
You will feel the life altering experience
Provided only, by these tiny creatures

And soon enough, you too, can be part of, the Crazy Cat Lady Alliance!

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Even cat hair on my blouse.
I could not be more happy!”
“I was working twenty-four-seven, my life consumed by work.
I was lonely and at the end of my rope. Then, one day I saw the ad:
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Cats, cats, cats, my 24-7 acts! Nothing more do I want in my life!”
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You know, from my point of view, I’m the luckiest cat on the planet” Hugh Hefner

Cat in the Mirror

The cat in the mirror
The sleek feline figure
Eyes blue as sapphire
Her spirit filled with fire
Herself does she admire

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“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat” Edgar Allan Poe

Rulers of the World

They run your world
Despite whatever you heard
Twisting you around their tall tails
Urging you to run on nails
You will jump when they hail
“Yes Ma’am” you hear yourself say
When they approach you with a sway
And tell you it is time to play

Cats, are the rulers of the world
Sometimes you may hear yourself say “shit”
But you have to admit
You are loving every minute of it

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“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx

Freakish Felines

By those wide eyes
The limber steps
Command respect
You can never own them
Just borrow for a while
But rest assured, the little gems
Will leave you in big smiles

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“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx

Freakish Felines

Freakishly feline
Or a soft purring ball
How easy to unwind
Soon to a sleep fall
Hypnotized …

continued in part two