Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (five)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

Just when you thought
It was safe to leave sit in your spot…

…Jaws, has returned!

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (three)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

“Going duck huntin’
Ain’t no time for gruntin’
There is just one thing
I love more than this:”

Well, actually there are quite a few things, which come to mind…
Stomping, eating, sleeping, bumping, wanting, something something
Yeah, quite a few things, actually!

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (two)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

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“This is my spot, my spot!
Hooman, move your head,
Or go someplace else instead!
This is my spot!
Come to think of it:
All spots in this house are mine,
Mine I tell ya, mine!”

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Caturday: Leader of the Pack (three)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

Caturday: Leader of the Pack

“Snow, snow, snow
Let it blow, blow, blow
I love snow!
Did I mention that,
I really love snow?!”

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Caturday: Leader of the Pack (four)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

Caturday: Leader of the Pack

Funky and spunky
Like mini monkey
I may look a little chunky
But that’s just because
I am little stumpy

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Caturday: Leader of the Pack (two)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

Caturday: Leader of the Pack

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who’s the tallest of them all?”

“Not I
Not I,
But do me defy
And I will show you why
I am still
The tallest of them all!”

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Caturday: Leader of the Pack (one)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

Caturday: Leader of the Pack

Won’t you look at that!
A true leader, of the pack
Maybe not as smart as cat
And sometimes, gets smacked
Boy, that really stung!
But, who ever said, that being a leader
Was ever easier
Than being just one of the gang

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The Dame and the White Cat for Caturday

Posted in Caturday: Tale, Mystery and Humour

“When all candles be out, all cats be grey” John Heywood

The Dame and the White Cat for Caturday

The dame with her white cat
Stepped in for a quick chat
Sat down and whisked off her hat
Ordered a coffee with milk non-fat

“Good evening dearie”

She said leering

“Nice weather we are having this evening”

That was all she said
Her conversation dropping dead
Just quietly sipping the beverage
As if looking for a leverage

I stood there staring
The silence more than unbearing
Wondering ‘what or who was this stranger
Were we all in danger?’

As if reading my mind
The lady put down the cup
And finally looked up
And with smile made of kind

She stated matter of factually

“I need more cats!”

As ipso facto, this was actually
A store, where one could purchase such things

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Mr Diesel’s Continuing Adventures in Multiple Ds (six)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry, Rap-song and Humour
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto/Jessica Solingius

“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”
—Emily Dickinson

Mr Diesel’s Continuing Adventures in Multiple Ds

I’m so happy, happy, happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
I’m so happy, happy, happy
Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

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Mr Diesel’s Continuing Adventures in Multiple Ds (one)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry, Rap-song and Humour
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto/Jessica Solingius

“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”
—Emily Dickinson

Mr Diesel’s Continuing Adventures in Multiple Ds

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Sleeping in sunshine, whoa
I am sleeping in sunshine, yeah
And don’t it feel good
Hey, all right now!

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