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Photography /Tale /Monologue / Humour
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto/Jessica Solingius
The honorary cat Mr. Diesel Returns!
“It’s raining dogs and cats!”
Mr Diesel’s Continuing Adventures
Do I see double
Double as in trouble?
Double trouble?
Is it me and twin me?
You decide,
What you really see!
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Guard duty
Hired gun
With my phaser on stun
Get the pun?
Alert and ready
On my four legs steady
Looking around
Pouncing, on every sound
I am on
Guard duty
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Can’t be bothered
Can’t be bothered
Laying low, like an otter
Just had me some water
Because outside is much hotter
And I really don’t like
Harry Potter
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
What?
What’s ya looking at?
Don’t ya believe I’m a cat?
Maybe I just ate a rat
And now, filled, laying flat
Sometimes, I wear a hat
To feel like an aristocrat
I only drink milk nonfat
In a tall glass, placed on a mat
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Paging Mr Diesel
Maybe I’m a frog
Or just a regular dog
Maybe,
There is a little cat in me too
So without further ado
Put on your dentures
Follow my adventures
And you’ll find out
What I really do?
Call me Mr Diesel,
And hear me roar!
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Caturday in Kos Island
“Cats rule the world.” Jim Davis
What are you looking at?
“Are you looking at me?
You, looking, me?”
“Nah, I’m just resting here for a while
It’s cool, hope you don’t mind!”
“Well, as long as you remember,
You are in my turf now
So just move along before the clock hits September!”
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Caturday in Kos Island
“Cats rule the world.” Jim Davis
My Spot
“Damn it!
There she is again, hanging around, looking, staring, squatting
and clicking that damned box in her hand.
I can’t stand it!
If she won’t leave, I will jump up, draw my nails and then;
‘pow, ping paw’
Quicker than a saw
Scratches be yours and satisfaction be mine!
But, alas, I am so-ooo tired
Too many mice last night I fired
Oh why, oh why,
Can’t she just leave me be, sleeping in here,
Sleeping, here in my spot!”
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Caturday in Kos Island
“Cats rule the world.” Jim Davis
Making Friends
Furry and purring
A real little bundle of joy
Shouted “Ahoy!”
“Are you here to make friends,
because you don’t want to be my enemy”
She said
As out of the bushes she stepped
“Because this is my turf
Which daily I surf.
So what’s it gonna be, smurf?
Scratch behind my ears
Or I’ll scratch you until your eyes fill with tears?”
She acted real tough
But, withholding my snicker
My heart flickered
A good scratch behind the ears
And a little more under the chin
And all I heard after that
Was some grateful purring
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Caturday in Kos Island
“Cats rule the world.” Jim Davis
Guard Duty
“I am quite alert
Just waiting for my dessert
Because rewards a many
For this work heavy
Do I get
But do not call me
A pet!”
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Photography /Poetry /Humour
Caturday in Kos Island
“Cats rule the world.” Jim Davis
Guard Duty
“I am on guard duty
But still I need my sleep of beauty
Some may think I am snooty
But to them I just say
Howdy doody!”
Rantings Of A Third Kind 