A Trip To Helsinki City (three)

Posted in Daily Stories/Travel

“We’re on a highway to Hell-sinki!”

A Trip To Helsinki City

These Finns talk in funny accents and drink lots of coffee.
They drive like nuts, because rally is in their bloods.
They sit naked in the middle of freezing cold in a lake or a pond.
In return, they have this dark small lodge, called the Sauna,
where they sit naked in a hundred degree heat.
Then later in July, when the sun comes out once a year, the complain about a twenty degree heat.

continued in part four

A Trip To Helsinki City (two)

Posted in Daily Stories/Travel

“We’re on a highway to Hell-sinki!”

A Trip To Helsinki City

The place where all Finns dress in jumpsuits all year long and polar bears roam the streets.
Penguins and other arctic dwellers are as familiar house pets as a cat or a dog.

continued in part three

A Trip To Helsinki City (one)

Posted in Daily Stories/Travel

“We’re on a highway to Hell-sinki!”

A Trip To Helsinki City

Helsinki, the little town in the middle of nowhere, called Finland. You may have heard of it?

continued in part two

Morris Mini for Daily Stories (one)

Posted in Daily Stories: Tale, Poetry, Song and Humour

“The best car safety device,
is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it”
Dudley Moore

Morris Mini 

What,
Could be more finer
Than me and
My Morris Minor
Driving down the road
Slowly grooving
With the flow

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Continued in verse two

Morris Mini for Daily Stories (two)

Posted in Daily Stories: Tale, Poetry, Song and Humour

“The best car safety device,
is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it”
Dudley Moore

Morris Mini 

Life, is fantastic
This car
Is not made of plastic
Getting far
Feeling, like a star
Oh, you heard it?
Yes, it was sarcastic

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Continued in verse three

Morris Mini for Daily Stories (three)

Posted in Daily Stories: Tale, Poetry, Song and Humour

“The best car safety device,
is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it”
Dudley Moore

Morris Mini 

But,
Never mind
Time to unwind
If you see us
Passing by
Just smile
And be kind
for me and my
Morris Minor

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