Because I Can?

“Sitting, is never good for you” Gun Roswell

I sit in my chair

With uncombed hair

Pyjamas for comfort

Yes, you can call me a dork

I eat what I want

Go to bed when I need

In the shower i chant

Until the neighbours ears bleed


You may call me a bad seed

What ever, I don’t break easily

I look like a troll

You may prefer a doll

But not made of plastic

The only thing close, is my waistband elastic

So I may not be too fantastic

But I feel pretty realistic

And I am

Just because I can

Back to the coal mines

“Time to go back to work again (it’s Monday after all)!” Gun Roswell

After, 

A very brief rest

You would think, it was the best

And turning back, to the grind

You would automatically new view points out find


Alas,

The time of rest was short

It only took the time to snort

Fun and games had only begun

But that only turned out to be,

Just another evil pun

Sunday weather

“Sundays’ truly are full of surprises” Gun Roswell

A surprise

Waiting in the skies

Grey clouds forming

Soon, to be storming

Tiny triplets of water

Splashing down

Onto the driest of grounds

What a lovely sound

Finally, life

After such a long strife 

Now dancing

Outside glancing

What could be more wonderful

Than water

Of it buckets full

Airport Life

“If I would never travel again?” Gun Roswell

Queuing, security checks and waiting

Your co-travellers, all halting

Sweating, freezing, even sneezing

Expensive cups of coffee drinking


Children and adults alike screaming

The personnel, nope not them redeeming

So what on earth ever brought me

To the unthinkable screen?

It is Friday again

TGIF!?!” Gun Roswell 

Just, as the night gave away to the awakening sun

I looked at the clock, which was a quarter to none

The long awaited day had finally arrived

Now, it was time for the first weekend jive!


Jumping up, from the bed, without much thought running ahead 

Towards the nearest field, not one thread my naked body shield 

Celebrations starting, as others start to arrive 

Soon, we are all joined in the ceremonial dance of jive


Dancing, singing, until everyone’s ears are ringing 

This is the spirit created by this day with hopes on habit clinging 

Forever or at least for a day

Thank Goddess it’s Friday never leave us but always stay!

A can of worms and other creepy crawlers

“Do not open! You have been warned, haven’t you!” Gun Roswell

If you dare to open the lid

Be prepared tackle a ton of shit

A Pandora’s box uncovered

May be hard to be conquered

Worms and creepy crawlers

Might be the least of your worries

When a curious stunt in a hurry

End up in lots of sorries 

If you manage to close the lid 

Make sure it is wound tight and sticks

Hide the can in a safe place

Possibly in outer space

Don’t ever look back and for it

Just remember the nightmares 

And all the bad things which hit

Move away move forward move far

For you were lucky this time

Getting away only, with a big scar

Laundry Day Today (Haiku)

“We are airing our clean laundry out in the public today – surprise?” Gun Roswell

Today, clean and odour free

Pants, shirts and underwear I do share

With the whole family, outside

Today nothing special 

Way too ‘blah’ to move” Gun Roswell

Today like another day, you see

Nothing special happened 

The weather got the best of me

Siting in my chair, feeling crappy


It doesn’t matter if it rains or snows

Even if the cold wind blows

I always find my excuses

Those are better than being a looser


Doing nothing is an art form

If you lazy about without getting scorned

Find what ever reason 

Hell that is hardly treason

Writing is sometimes hard

“Today too I do write” Gun Roswell

Ithought I was able

To tell any fable

But seems I was wrong

But I have to stay strong


It may not be a block 

Just that I have so much in stock

Writing every single day

Without any time for play


But if I stop even for a moment

I will continue myself to torment

Write now or never do so again

Is how I my days spend


I am not giving myself slack

Due to so many years running amok

Not writing when the time was there

So now I have none to spare


But I need some rest too

Recharge my batteries just like you

But I am so afraid to stop

What if I really run out of luck


Writing is the thing I love

My outlet when life stops being fun

It seems a double edged sward

And I am still waiting for my award


So enough of this babbling

I will rest and later try dabbling

In some other type of story

Just hoping for a moment of this not to worry

Another day gone by

“Today I accomplished absolutely nothing, and that’s fine.” Gun Roswell

Another day, so many plans

Sitting in my chair, trying to figure out the perfect scam

How to get away with doing nothing

And still having to show a little something


My times a waisting

When I am chasing

Too many things on my plate

So why do I hesitate


I want to do everything

And end up doing nothing

Just thinking about it all

Makes my head blow into a giant ball


Trying to do a little at a time

Might, for some, be just fine 

Unfortunately, I am not that kind

I would rather be flying 


Being impatient

Being unable to choose

I will soon end up a patient

With everything to loose


Still sitting, a day gone by

It went on the fly

Oh why oh why can’t I

Enjoy a little leisure time

And do things Mañana