Homage to Sigourney Weaver, Happy Birthday

Posted on October 8, 2015 by Gun Roswell

Homage to Sigourney Weaver

“It’s such a nice change to get to play a wretched, shallow, mergers-and-acquisitions woman. My true colors come out” Sigourney Weaver

Homage to Sigourney Weaver, Happy Birthday

Titillating, luscious, sexy
Statuesque, stately, leggy

Just a few adjectives to describe
An actress quite divine

Drama, comedy, horror
Sometimes even the explorer

Quite the knack for science fiction
Up to the point of fans’ addiction

The queen of all queens
Our one and only Sci-Fi Queen

On this day of celebration
Thanking you for your dedication

What more is there to say
But a very Happy Birthday

A Wanna-be Drag Queen

Posted on October 8, 2015 by Gun Roswell

Rantings Of A Third Kind

“I Look Fuckin’ Cool” – Adore Delano & Alaska Thunderfuck

A Wanna-be Drag Queen

There is just something
to be said
About a man
in a dress
Not one hair
in a mess
Everyone staring
at big earrings

A Sculpted body
and lean legs
The woman embodies
A honey trap?
but into the spiders webs

Sickening
Gorgeous
Bickering
Flawless
Fabulous
Marvelous

Out of this world
Down the runway they swirled
Looking fucking cool
All we do is drool

You better work
With your lips in a smirk
It’s just a quirk
Don’t let it irk

I may be a woman
Must come clean
Maybe an omen
But I’m a wanna-be drag queen

“It’s not personal, It’s just drag” – Alyssa Edwards

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Homage to Dame Julie Andrews, Happy 80th Birthday!

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Gun Roswell

Homage to Dame Julia “Julie” Elizabeth Andrews, DBE: Happy Birthday!

“Sometimes I’m so sweet even I can’t stand it.” Julie Andrews

Homage to Dame Julie Andrews, Happy 80th Birthday!

The hills are alive
With the sound of Julie
Moving along with a jive
An ageless beauty

Victor Victoria and The Sound of Music
With Mary Poppins adds to pure magic
Theatre, movies, musicals and records
Hitting the set of perfect chords
A truly multitalented performer
With a knack of being a transformer

Damehood received
Fans very pleased
Our Dame Julie
We love you truly

Homage to Tony Denison, Happy Birthday!

Posted on September 20, 2015 by Gun Roswell

Homage to Tony Denison AKA Lt. Andy Flynn

“You wanna meet our newest contender for asshole of the year?” Lt. Andy Flynn

Homage to Tony Denison, Happy Birthday!

Smashing and dashing
Handsome and outstanding
Utterly fantastic
Sometimes sarcastic
But that is just fantastic
Good guy, bad guy
Always hitting the bulls eye
Whether in a suit and tie
Or just plain clothes
The attitude shows
Actor, humanitarian
Quite the veteran
Of stage, film and TV
And what we want to see

Now it is time
To end this rhyme
Do what I started
With wishes full hearted:
Many happy returns!

Blue Eyes is back

Posted on September 18, 2015 by Gun Roswell

An homage to Dame Angela Lansbury

“Here I am, I still go on, you know, like the tides” Angela Lansbury

Blue Eyes is back

She’s got grace and style
And to top it, a great smile
Oh those blue eyes
Could light up the skies
Her face most adorable
Her talent undeniable
Like the whirlwind
Still hard at working
A Queen without a crown
A Dame with a gown
She is the belle of the ball
So say we all
Now and for ever more

Murder She Wrote

Posted on September 18, 2015 by Gun Roswell

An homage to Jessica Fletcher

“Who Killed J.B. Fletcher?”

Murder She Wrote

The former school marm
With lots of charm
A writer of mystery
A worthy opponent of Christie
Is she just, having some fun
Or hitting a homerun
Being quite the detective
With a mind most selective
Solving crimes most foul
Not throwing in the towel
Until justice is served
To those whom deserved
Be that in the town in Main
Or on an excursion to Spain
She will always win
Before the episode comes to a fin

Homage to Nichelle Nichols

Posted on September 15, 2015 by Gun Roswell

An homage to Nichelle Nichols, soon to be orbiting around Earth

“All the people in Star Trek will always be known as those characters. And what characters to have attached to your name in life! The show is such a phenomenon all over the world” NICHELLE NICHOLS

Homage to Nichelle Nichols

From science fiction
To science fact
From Lady Actress
To Lady Astronaut

A many of myths
You have broken
A multitude of gifts
And truly outspoken

An eternal beauty
With a sense of duty
A voice like an angel
With an attitude of the devil 😉

Uhura, Nichelle
We’re so very glad
Onto our screens you fell
Without you we’d be sad

Be careful out there
In the stratosphere!

Homage to Walter Koenig, Live Long and Prosper!

Posted on September 14, 2015 by Gun Roswell

Homage to Walter Koenig: Happy Birthday!

“I’m always looking for a low-budget script with an interesting character to play” Walter Koenig

Homage to Walter Koenig, Live Long and Prosper!

“It was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad”
“We are looking for the Nuclear Wessels in Alameda”
Actor, writer
Director, teacher

Chekov on Star Trek
Who could forget
That boyish charm
And an accent of Russian
Done with such passion
Taking us by storm

Bester on Babylon 5
A character done with style
Telepath and an antagonist
Quite the opportunist
Stirring up the soup
Better watch out for a coup

Whether on film or stage
Even fan productions made
You always deliver
Like a true winner
Leaving us in awe
And wanting for more

Jopo bicycle, celebrating 50 years 11.09.2015

Posted on September 11, 2015 by Gun Roswell

An homage to the one and only Bicycle: Jopo

“Finnish made, Finnish played, Finnish trade”

Jopo bicycle, celebrating 50 years 11.09.2015

In nineteen sixty five
It was made to drive
Vintage like myself
From the top shelf
It may be simple
But a smile with a dimple
When riding this bike
Which everyone likes

An homage to Queen Elizabeth II

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Gun Roswell

“I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughout all my life and with all my heart I shall strive to be worthy of your trust” Queen Elizabeth II

An homage to Queen Elizabeth II

Who would have thought
Of being in the same job
For some sixty three years
– Surely worth some cheers

You’re part of the folk
Even cracked a few jokes
You got street smarts
And certainly won our hearts

Pink, purple or blue
To name but a few
The colours like your spirit
Would inspire many lyrics

Wishes for
Many more
Years of reign
Hear our hail:

Long Live the Queen!