Open Sesame

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Gun Roswell

Poetry and Photography
Photo challenge for PhoTrabloggers Mundane Monday
MUNDANE MONDAY CHALLENGE #32

“This is a challenge created to find beauty in almost everything. The challenge is simple : find beauty in everyday mundane things, capture the beauty and upload the photographs.”

An homage to lifts/elevators everywhere 😉

“I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can” Rufus Wainwright

Open Sesame

Abracadabra!
How well do you know your algebra?
It is as easy as one, two, three
Even before you can boot your PC
The carriage of comfort
Has lifted you upwards
Your destination dead ahead
Nothing more left to be said

Caturday, 2015-11-07, Part Two

Posted on November 7, 2015 by Gun Roswell

In honour of Caturday, for all cats everywhere
Poetry, Song and Photography

“You know, from my point of view, I’m the luckiest cat on the planet” Hugh Hefner

Caturday, 2015-11-07

The cat in the mirror
The sleek feline figure
Eyes blue as sapphire
Her spirit filled with fire
Herself does she admire

Caturday, 2015-11-07, Part One

Posted on November 7, 2015 by Gun Roswell

In honour of Caturday, for all cats everywhere
Poetry, Song and Photography

“You know, from my point of view, I’m the luckiest cat on the planet” Hugh Hefner

Caturday, 2015-11-07

Cats, cats, cats
I see a lots of cats
Cats over there
And cats over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

Oh, look at the pretty cat
In the window there
What window, where?
Over there, over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

La Gun (Repost for TBT)

Posted on November 5, 2015 by Gun Roswell

“It’s worked so far but we’re not off yet!” Leonard McCoy

La Gun

Just call the Gun
When you need things done
She’ll run
Be there, faster than
The speed of light travel can
Put out, all the fire
Get you out, from the dire

After all
She is doll
La Gun, with the fastest bullets

And the pun was intended!

Forty-Seven

Posted on November 3, 2015 by Gun Roswell

Rantings Of A Third Kind

“I no longer believe in the Easter Bunny, and I’m beginning to wonder about Santa Claus. But I believe wholeheartedly in 47” Sarah Dolinar

Forty-Seven

The proof:

The time is now, 00.47
Roswell 1947
Film, 47 Minutes
Waterford Greenwich 47-piece Flatware Set
Exit 47
47 followers
London Bus Routes – 47/N47
4711 Eau de toilette
Level 47 Walkthrough
Agent 47
47 Ronin
U.S. Code › Title 47
The 47 Society
47 likes on Facebook page
47 mints in the box

The homage:

How phenomenal
Quite Astrological
Completely magical
Oh so mythical
Like a rock star

My profound respect
I am fundamentally perplexed
How very puzzling
Even a little hustling
Quite the dazzling

You are

The culprit:

Maybe I am an alien
With a devilish plan

“Hello, I am Specialist 47
Delighted to make your acquaintance
Please find attached my credentials
For some mind maintenance”

Resident of Earth since 1947
Successfull…

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Homage to Robert Picardo

Posted on October 28, 2015 by Gun Roswell

An homage to Robert Picardo, Many Happy Returns!

” I am a doctor not a doorstop” the Doctor, Star Trek Voyager

Homage to Robert Picardo

“I’m an actor not a…
Oh, I *am* an actor!”

Sassy, classy, suave
Who do we love?
Why, Robert Picardo
An actor extraordinardo

The Doctor, Mr Woolsey
Always acting kinda coolsey
Star Trek, Stargate
Always ready for the next slate

In the spirit of Trek
Live Long and Prosper, Doctor!

My Little Piece of Heaven

Posted on October 28, 2015 by Gun Roswell

An homage to chocolate in honour of National Chocolate Day, 2015-10-28

“October 28
If you’re a chocoholic, then you have two more chocolate days to celebrate! World Chocolate Day is on September 4 and National Chocolate Day is on October 28. Today, take the time to enjoy one of the most popular desserts in the world.”

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate” Jo Brand

My Little Piece of Heaven

There is just
something about you
I am in lust
And only for you

I am finding it impossible
to stay away
Highly improbable
Anything would keep me at bay

I lost you
Luckily
I found you

My little bit of Heaven
By sweet sweet
I am up to seven
My one and only treat

My sweet chocolate bar
In a serial package
You didn’t venture too far
When I was tracking

Chocolate is The Answer, Who Cares What the Question is!

Posted on October 28, 2015 by Gun Roswell

An homage to chocolate in honour of National Chocolate Day, 2015-10-28

“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles” Author Unknown

Chocolate is The Answer, Who Cares What the Question is!

You may be iconic
But also diabolic
It’s quite symbolic
To call me a ‘holic
But still I frolic
When I get glycogenic

Pining for your taste
Of the full flavour laced
With truffles
My mouth muffled
When I eat
My favourite treat

My life in dire straits
Would be
Without the traits
You offer me
Oh sweet Chocolate
Thee

Homage to HRC, Happy 68th Birthday!

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Gun Roswell

An homage to Hillary Rodham Clinton; Many happy returns!

“I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas” Hillary Clinton

Homage to HRC, Happy 68th Birthday!

Having the community’s best at heart
Showing off as smart
Making sure no one left behind
Is nothing but kind

Women’s rights
Gay rights
Equal rights
Everyone’s rights

You may have made a few snafus
But then again, we all do
Still,
I would vote for you

A Woman’s place is on the bridge
Not serving milk from the fridge

Madame President
No better resident
for the White House

“Sure it’s a big job
but I don’t know anyone who can do it better”

Caturday, 2015-10-24

Posted on October 24, 2015 by Gun Roswell

In honour of Caturday, for all cats everywhere

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx

Caturday, 2015-10-24

When the black cat
Was crossing the street
She was chasing a rat
Trying to act discreet
Hiding behind a big hat
Awaiting her treat

The grounded bat
Knew he tasted sweet
Stood still on the mat
There was no time to greet
Only time, for combat

After a long while
Both standing still
Trying to act hostile
But without thrill
So instead of the usual
They decided in mutual

This tale’s end
Will the norm bend
Cat and mouse decided
To shake their paws delighted
The lesson of this tale?
Sometimes it’s good to fail