Hyvää Syntymäpäivää Mamma!

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Celebration: Photography, Poetry and Humour (Finnish version)

“Taivaalla lentää… Teräs Mamma!”

Hyvää Syntymäpäivää Mamma!

Teräs Mamma
Super Muori
Ei ehkä niin nuori
Perunat kuitenkin kuori
Ja laittoi sukat suoriks
Hiukset kampas’
Paimensi jopa lampaat
Pesi hampaat

“Onhan tänään päivä suuri
Vaikka heräsinkin juuri
Ja vastasin luuriin
Matkalla kauppaan Tuuriin”

Eipä kummoinen riimi
Eipä tämä runoilija ole kovin fiini
Joten tähän lopuksi
Ennen kuin pitää laittaa hopuksi

“Erinomaista synttäriä sulle Mamma!”

Happy Birthday to Our Mom!

Posted on December 27, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Celebration: Photography, Poetry and Humour

“My mother is a walking miracle”
Leonardo DiCaprio

Happy Birthday to Our Mom!

A true super hero
A non-caped crusader
A mom made of steel
She’ll make you eat oatmeal
Tell you how she feels
Ask you, what is the big deal
The mom of moms
Enjoys the occasional rum
Is a lot of fun
And always has a phaser on stun

With the motto
“Always be prepared for the worst
But expect the best”
That is why she plays the Lotto
Just like the rest

So this was not a great rhyme
But at the bell’s chime
We all get together to wish you:
A Very Happy Birthday Mom!

Homage to Saara Aalto

Posted on December 12, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Celebration/Fandom/Homage
Singer Saara Aalto, runner up of the X Factor UK 2016 song contest

“I didn’t know my own strength” Saara Aalto

Homage to Saara Aalto

Saara, Saara, Saara Aalto
Singing in bass or alto
From the country of reindeer
With the voice of an angel
You won our hearts
You killed in the charts
You are a true master
Of your talent and art!

Happy 100th Birthday Kirk Douglas

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Celebration/Homage

“The learning process continues until the day you die”
Kirk Douglas

Happy 100th Birthday Kirk Douglas

Happy 100th birthday to the last great leading man of the Golden Age of Hollywood,
the legendary, Kirk Douglas! Live long and prosper!

R.I.P. John Glenn

Posted on December 8, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Fandom/Homage

Godspeed, John Glenn:
Aviator, engineer, astronaut, hero

I Wannabe A Drag Queen

Posted on November 17, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Celebration/Fandom

“I Look Fuckin’ Cool” – Adore Delano & Alaska Thunderfuck

A Wanna-be Drag Queen

There is just something
to be said
About a man
in a dress
Not one hair
in a mess
Everyone staring
at big earrings

A Sculpted body
and lean legs
The woman embodies
A honey trap?
but into the spiders webs

Sickening
Gorgeous
Bickering
Flawless
Fabulous
Marvelous

Out of this world
Down the runway they swirled
Looking fucking cool
All we do is drool

You better work
With your lips in a smirk
It’s just a quirk
Don’t let it irk

I may be a woman
Must come clean
Maybe an omen
But I’m a wanna-be drag queen

“It’s not personal, It’s just drag” – Alyssa Edwards

Happy 91st Birthday Dame Angela Lansbury

Posted on October 16, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Fandom /Celebration

“Providing I can put one foot in front of the other, I will continue to act.”
Dame Angela Lansbury

Happy 91st Birthday Dame Angela Lansbury

Our Same of Dames
Surely, even the name explains
Angel, Angela
Dame Angela

You may be siting algebra
Or even the Magna Carta
Your voice a lullaby
Your presence divine

Live Long and Prosper
Dame Angela!

Blue Eyes: Happy 91st Dame Angela

Posted on October 16, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Fandom /Celebration

“Here I am, I still go on, you know, like the tides” Angela Lansbury

Blue Eyes

She’s got grace and style
And to top it, a great smile
Oh those blue eyes
Could light up the skies
Her face most adorable
Her talent undeniable
Like the whirlwind
Still hard at working
A Queen without a crown
A Dame with a gown
She is the belle of the ball
So say we all
Now and for ever more