Cake Time for Daily Photo

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry, Humour, Horror

“Let them eat cake”
Marie Antoinette

Cake Time for Daily Photo

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The bell chimed
“It’s cake time”
Said the prime

As the Queen of France
Did a little dance
Passing the cake around
To the laying heads on the ground

After all,
When in France
If you are beheaded
Don’t be defeated
Just have your cake
And eat it!

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Grey Skies for Daily Photo (two)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry, Humour and Horror

“No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky”
Bob Dylan

Grey Skies for Daily Photo 

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Watching nervously from my window box
The hanging grey clouds above the roof tops
“Surely, none on our backs will drop!”
I state out loud
As the greyest of shrouds
Moving closer and closer…

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Grey Skies for Daily Photo (three)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry, Humour and Horror

“No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky”
Bob Dylan

Grey Skies for Daily Photo 

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Stormy weather
May seem like pleasure
At least when staying inside
Tucked, warm and in denial!

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Monday: Bloody Monday

Posted in Daily Incidents /Monday
Poetry/ Tale /Humour /Horror

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“Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?”

Monday, Bloody Monday

Monday, bloody Monday
It is certainly not my fun day
Still five days until Friday
This could well be my die day

My calendar filled with meetings
No time for eating
Feeling like cheating
When trying to catch a break for peeing

No use in struggle or fighting 
Almost worse than being struck by a lightning
Dealing with the disappointment
Because there is no ointment

Another working week has started
From my leisure time I was parted
Doing my best to survive
Just wishing to keep in the drive

Tell me, do I really hate Mondays
Or is it just the illusion of a fading Sunday?

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Mundane Monday One

Posted in Mundane Monday #60
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Horror

Mundane Monday

“I have always been caught by the pull of the unremarkable, by the easily missed, infinitely nourishing beauty of the mundane.” Tana French, Broken Harbour

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Monday, Bloody Mundane Monday!

Just another Monday
That’s after Sunday
I wish it was Friday
Or at least Thursday
Much closer to Saturday
The one true fun-day
Oh, I kind of lost track on Tuesday
And also Wednesday,
Known as little Saturday
So I know my weekdays
But one fact remains
I really do hate Mondays!!!

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Monday, Another Bloody Monday

Posted in Daily Incidents
Tale /Humour /Horror

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“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened” Lisa Mantchev

Monday, Another Bloody Monday

Couldn’t sleep
So I woke up early
Still oh so tired
Logged on to my computer
Surprisingly, nothing worked
Tried and re-tried
Booted, hooted, shouted
Unfortunately to no end
The whole network was down
I was cut off,
From the world!
Another bloody Monday
Has just reared its ugly head…
…again

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Monday, Bloody Monday

Posted in Daily Incidents
Tale /Humour /Horror

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“Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?”

Monday, Bloody Monday

Monday, bloody Monday
It is certainly not my fun day
Still five days until Friday
This could well be my die day

My calendar filled with meetings
No time for eating
Feeling like cheating
When trying to catch a break for peeing

No use in struggle or fighting 
Almost worse than being struck by a lightning
Dealing with the disappointment
Because there is no ointment

Another working week has started
From my leisure time I was parted
Doing my best to survive
Just wishing to keep in the drive

Tell me, do I really hate Mondays
Or is it just the illusion of a fading Sunday?

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Reflections (SL-WEEK 44) Three

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Reflections
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Horror

Reflections (SL-WEEK 44)

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“Once I’ve taken photographs, I look at them, and I get into them, and I’m there for the moment – and then that’s it. I find little time for reflection” Pattie Boyd

Nightly Reflections

Scary darkness surrounding
My heart is wildly pounding
The waves in the distant sounding
A flicker of light in the distance
Easing my earlier resistance
Now walking towards the pier
Mind still filled with fear
Behind me, dragging my gear
Finally arriving at my destination
Looking at the dark water with hesitation
Chewing my thumb
But the time has come…
To dive in

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Scary Monsters and Super Freaks

Happy Halloween Everyone!

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“Scary monsters, super creeps, Keep me running, running scared” David Bowie

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Scary Monsters and Super Freaks

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Darkness surrounds me
In every corner do I see
Scary monsters lurking
Soon enough, freaking

Footfalls getting closer
I look over my shoulder
Fight or flight?
Did not even bring a knife

Picking up the pace
Looking for a hiding place
Nothing can be found
I turn around

Standing paralyzed
Totally petrified
Watching helplessly
Facing the enemy

Feeling hopeless
When a dark figure approaches
Huffing and puffing
Its legs scuffing

It stops in front of me
Looking at me, curiosly
Its mouth opening suddenly

“Got a light deary?”

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Caturday; A Halloween’s Tale

In honour of Caturday, for all cats everywhere
In honour of Halloween

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“When witches go riding and black cats are seen, The moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near halloween”

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Caturday; A Halloween’s Tale
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The cat hissed
Her tail totally frizzed
The witch loudly laughed
Stirring her brew with the wooden shaft

“Fear not, my furry kitten
It is not you who will be eaten
It is only the humans, who should be scared”
The witch said with an evil glare

For not many knew
Of the secret, reserved only for a few
The powers witches can share
For those really fair

So better be ware
Of all others take good care
A little something for the witches leave
Tonight, on all hallows eve

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cat3    cat2

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