Happy Birthday to Sir Ian McKellen

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Happy 77th birthday to Sir Ian McKellen

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“I’m not quite as cool as I would like to be, really” Ian McKellen

Happy Birthday to Sir Ian McKellen

Listen what I’m tellin’
There’s a dude worth the yellin’
His name is McKellen
And he’s quite the fellow
Absolutely helluv’
An actor too!

Shakespeare, science fiction, fantasy
Add to that a good doze of reality
Each part done quite talently

So listen to me carefully
And sing along this melody
Let’s do this part formally
Join me loudly yellin’
Wishing Sir Ian McKellen
A very happy birthday!

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Chocolate is The Answer, Who Cares What the Question is! (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles” ~Author Unknown

Chocolate is The Answer, Who Cares What the Question is!

You may be iconic
But also diabolic
It’s quite symbolic
To call me a ‘holic
But still I frolic
When I get glycogenic

Pining for your taste
Of the full flavour laced
With truffles
My mouth muffled
When I eat
My favourite treat

My life in dire straits
Would be
Without the traits
You offer me
Oh sweet Chocolate
Thee

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My Little Piece of Heaven (TBT)

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Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate” Jo Brand

My Little Piece of Heaven

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There is just
something about you
I am in lust
And only for you

I am finding it impossible
to stay away
Highly improbable
Anything would keep me at bay

I lost you
Luckily
I found you

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My little bit of Heaven
By sweet sweet
I am up to seven
My one and only treat

My sweet chocolate bar
In a serial package
You didn’t venture too far
When I was tracking

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Chocolate Cake (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“To have my cake and eat it too?… hm… eat it!”

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It’s just a cake
Nothing fake
Some sugar and spice 
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And do not forget
The best ingredient
What is it?
What else for a ‘holic
But dark chocolate 

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Mundane Monday One

Posted in Mundane Monday #60
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Horror

Mundane Monday

“I have always been caught by the pull of the unremarkable, by the easily missed, infinitely nourishing beauty of the mundane.” Tana French, Broken Harbour

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Monday, Bloody Mundane Monday!

Just another Monday
That’s after Sunday
I wish it was Friday
Or at least Thursday
Much closer to Saturday
The one true fun-day
Oh, I kind of lost track on Tuesday
And also Wednesday,
Known as little Saturday
So I know my weekdays
But one fact remains
I really do hate Mondays!!!

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Mundane Monday Two

Posted in Mundane Monday #60
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Horror

Mundane Monday

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“I have always been caught by the pull of the unremarkable, by the easily missed, infinitely nourishing beauty of the mundane.” Tana French, Broken Harbour

Just Eat It!

Tomatoes and eggs on your plate
No time to contemplate
Just eat it, just eat!
Don’t you make me repeat it!

This is not a debate
Or question of your weight
Just eat it, just eat!
Don’t you make me repeat it!

It’s healthy and great
Better clean up your plate
Just eat it, just eat!
Don’t you make me repeat it!

Well, I did, three times:
So eat it!

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Mundane Monday Five

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Horror

Mundane Monday

Not-monochrome

“I have always been caught by the pull of the unremarkable, by the easily missed, infinitely nourishing beauty of the mundane.” Tana French, Broken Harbour

Definitely not Monochrome

Call me dull
A total null
Even a drone
But never ever
Call me monochrome

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Mundane Monday Three

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Horror

Mundane Monday

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“I have always been caught by the pull of the unremarkable, by the easily missed, infinitely nourishing beauty of the mundane.” Tana French, Broken Harbour

Mirror Mirror

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Please make me look very tall
In this picture shown for all

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Mundane Monday Seven

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Horror

Mundane Monday

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“I have always been caught by the pull of the unremarkable, by the easily missed, infinitely nourishing beauty of the mundane.” Tana French, Broken Harbour

Peekaboo

Behind the shades
Before the sunlight fades
Peekaboo!
I see you!

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Mundane Monday Four

Posted in Mundane Monday #60
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Horror

Mundane Monday

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“I have always been caught by the pull of the unremarkable, by the easily missed, infinitely nourishing beauty of the mundane.” Tana French, Broken Harbour

Off /On the Wall

Living in my little box
Canny as a big fox
Hanging from these old rocks
This is were I keep my clocks
And where all the cool kids flock

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