Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Just stand under the neon lights, and you will feel like a star”
Plasma
“Go ahead, tip your toe in
It’s all right,
I won’t bite
Much, anyway!”
Category Archives: Humour
Humour
Neon (Daily Photo) Three
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Just stand under the neon lights, and you will feel like a star”
Mirror Mirror
“Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who’s the prettiest flower of them all?”
The dried out husk of a once luscious flower the mirror asked
The mirror looked bored and tired of always hearing the same old question
Looking back into the shriveling plant, it responded
“Do you want to hear the truth, or just some more lies?”
Without as much of a thought, the plant responded
“Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
After all, those are the ones I want to hear.”
The mirror responded in frustration, but still, who was it to argue
“Fine: you are the prettiest of the all!
No die already and leave me alone!”
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Neon (Daily Photo) Two
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Just stand under the neon lights, and you will feel like a star”
Killer Plant
“Feed me Seymour, feed me”
The plant beckoned
With its tentacles out stretched
For only a second
Before the food I had fetched
Into its gaping mouth
My way I had found
“Oh, well, food is food”
I calmly stated
When I got digested
And the plant finally sated
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Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 Three
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
Seat Sunday 2016-05-01
“If it’s the right chair, it doesn’t take too long to get comfortable in it” Robert De Niro
Wooden
It’s wooden
What rhymes with wooden?
Nothing rhymes with wooden
So, just
Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat
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Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 Two
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
Seat Sunday 2016-05-01
“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?” Albert Einstein
Plastic
It’s plastic
It’s fantastic
Not too charismatic
Nor dramatic
Just,
Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat
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Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 One
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
Seat Sunday 2016-05-01
“My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair” Rodney Dangerfield
Metallic
It’s metallic
Quite nostalgic
Even classic
So,
Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat
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Absolutely Fabulous
Posted in Homage/Fandom
An homage to the absolutely hilarious TV comedy; Absolutely Fabulous,
starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley
”Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you’re better off downing a bottle of whiskey. At least that way, you’re unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously.” Patsy
Absolutely Fabulous
Absolutely fabulous laughs
Absolutely fabulous cast
Absolutely fabulous show
I watched it several times or more
So, I really should know!
From a fan’s point of view
Of us, there are quite a few!
And we all are
Utterly sensational
Positively radiant
Happily glorious
And Abso-freaking-lutely
Fabulous too
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An Absolutely Fabulous Birthday, Ms Joanna Lumley!
Posted in Happy Birthday/Homage/Fandom
Happy 70th birthday to Joanna Lumley
“You can’t be vain as an actor. In ‘Ab Fab,’ we were made up as old women with bald wigs and jowly necks, and we looked fantastic” Joanna Lumley
An Absolutely Fabulous Birthday, Ms Joanna Lumley!
Absolutely fascinating
Absolutely fantastic
Absolutely fabulous
Absolutely classic
Absolutely compassionate
Absolutely caring
Absolutely an activist
Absolutely a patron
Of many a worthy causes
Wishing an
Absolutely fabulous
70th birthday!
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The Dame and the White Cat (Caturday) Part One
Posted in Caturday
Humour / Tales / Mystery
“When all candles be out, all cats be grey” John Heywood
The Dame and the White Cat (Caturday) Part One
The dame with her white cat
Stepped in for a quick chat
Sat down and whisked off her hat
Ordered a coffee with milk non-fat
“Good evening dearie”
She said leering
“Nice weather we are having this evening”
That was all she said
Her conversation dropping dead
Just quietly sipping the beverage
As if looking for a leverage
I stood there staring
The silence more than unbearing
Wondering ‘what or who was this stranger
Were we all in danger?’
As if reading my mind
The lady put down the cup
And finally looked up
And with smile made of kind
She stated matter of factually
“I need more cats!”
As ipso facto, this was actually
A store, where one could purchase such things
To be continued
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The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Ten
Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour
“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs
Being Green
Being green
Always seen
On every scene
