Connecting People (Photography 101): Victorian Times

Posted in Photography 101: Connect & Tags (Day Six)
Poetry, Photography

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“Connecting People” The Artist formerly known as Nokia

Victorian Times

After stone knives and bearskins
The science started to spin
Something called the telephone
And no less, but in a cramped booth
Enabled us to phone home
Life beginning to be very smooth
Keeping us connected

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Connecting People (Photography 101): In the Olden Days

Posted in Photography 101: Connect & Tags (Day Six)
Poetry, Photography

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“Connecting People” The Artist formerly known as Nokia

In the Olden Days

In the good old days
We used the other way
For those far away
Keeping connected

No matter rain, hail or snow
The postman like a pro
With his heavy bag in tow
Kept us connected

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Mundane Monday 2016-03-14

POSTED IN MUNDANE MONDAY CHALLENGE #50
Poetry, Photography, Humour

“Life tends to be an accumulation of a lot of mundane decisions, which often gets ignored” David Byrne

Mundane Monday 2016-03-14

It’s Monday again
I tried to stay in bed
Sleep in
But why bother
For next week
Another Monday
Will raise its head

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Coffee makes the world go around

Posted in Photography 101:Bliss (Day Four)
Poetry, Photography, Humour, Song

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“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” T. S. Eliot

Coffee makes the world go around

Coffee
Makes the world go around,
The world go around,
The world go around

Nothing is a more sweeter sound
But the spoon makes a clinking sound
When in the coffee cup
Swirling around

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Caturday’s Tale

Posted in Caturday

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“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”

Caturday’s Tale

The cat hissed
Her tail totally frizzed
The witch loudly laughed
Stirring her brew with the wooden shaft

 

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“Fear not, my furry kitten
It is not you who will be eaten
It is only the humans, who should be scared”
The witch said with an evil glare

For not many knew
Of the secret, reserved only for a few
The powers witches can share
For those really fair                                     

 

 

So better be ware
Of all others take good care
A little something for the witches leave
Or you may end up in grief

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You can catch more flies with honey… And even more with manure? (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“Who wants to lick honey, must not shy away from the bees” Scots proverb

You can catch more flies with honey… And even more with manure?

Leonard Hofstadter: I’m just saying, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon Cooper: You can catch even more flies with manure; what’s your point?

Don’t be a rude dude
Or a crude prude
Just smile a little
For a change at least
Tame that beast
Don’t try to debate it
You might even like it
You won’t be hated
Most will be quite taken
When you are not faking
That giggle
It’s not a riddle
Giving a little
Getting more back
Take a whack
Just throw the dice
Try to be nice
Not a besserwisser
Or an ass kisser
It all pays off in the end
With only a wee effort spent
A smile and a great attitude
Trumps being rude
Manure or honey?
I’d bet my money
On the sweet thing
Any day

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Baby I Can Drive My Car (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone” Steven Wright

Baby I Can Drive My Car

Setting the scene
Pedal to the metal
Nerves unsettled
Giving it some gas
A little more for the blast
Overheating the machine

The engine is revving
Feels like heaven
Seeing is believing
The stress finally relieving
All the senses perceiving

No time to scoff
No time to fear
The moment is here
The road ahead, clear
Blast off!

Baby I can drive my car
Even though I’m not a star
Still I’m getting very far
Performance getting up to par
And maybe I love you babe

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Throwback Thursday 2016-03-10

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“Just an FYI: Thursday the 12th is just as rare at Friday the 13th.”

Throwback Thursday 2016-03-10

On Thursdays we walk down memory lane and dig deeply into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind. For these posts, I have chosen some of my personal favourites. Some of them may tickle the funny bone, some even provoke thoughts and some of them will give you a view of the world in photographs taken by yours truly.

You can catch more flies with honey… And even more with manure? (TBT)

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Baby I Can Drive My Car (TBT)

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Out Into The Wilderness (TBT)

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Let the Rantings continue!!!

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Out Into The Wilderness (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

nature, a dangerous place to be in

“To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel” Fran Lebowitz

Out Into The Wilderness

Urban nature
What a wild creature
Concrete, asphalt
Dog poop on the sidewalk
Grass may look green
But everyone has seen
It was spray painted
To keep it untainted
And just as a feature

Nothing quite like
The smell of petroleum
In the early morning
When riding that bike
Or taking a hike
Though fair warning
Try to avoid stepping
Onto the tossed wrapping
Made of aluminium

Reaching the heavy trafficked streets
Listening to the musical feats
Of the car horn section on the right
The jackhammers creating the beats
People shouting in chorus
Day feeling more bright
Like your name was Doris
Crossing the street at red light
Just for fun not out of spite

Come late evening
Walking through the darkened park
The streetlights broken
Someone a lurking
Deep in the bushes
Not at sea, so at least no sharks
Your pace fastening
Trying to be cunning
Then almost running

Finally arriving
To the safe haven
Entering the doorway
You realize you’re not in Norway
From the lack of pine trees
Rather the sweet smell of pee
Greeting you, making you sneeze
Not the perfume of choice
But it could be worse?

You could be camping
Out in the wilderness
In a sleeping bag, damping
Rain pouring on your sleepiness
Bears lurking outside
No where to hide
Clutching onto the covers
Hoping to survive
Until the sun rises

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Middle of the Road

Posted in Photography 101: Street & Establishing Shots (Day Two)

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“When I’m in New York, I just want to walk down the street and feel this thing, like I’m in a movie” Ryan Adams

Middle of the Road

Not quite the main street of San Francisco
Certainly not the hippest lane in Seoul
It’s just a quaint itty-bitty place called Espoo
Right in the middle of nowhere
Somewhere
Near the North Pole

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