Humour
Posted in the Daily Post: Order
“Chaos is merely order waiting to be deciphered.”
― José Saramago
Order (TDP)
In Orderly Fashion
Like a choo-choo train
Crawling in orderly fashion on the lane
Nope, this is not Spain
And it did not even rain
It’s just a regular traffic jam
With all the vehicles tightly crammed
Even at this hour
There is no turning sour
Just set your gear to slow
And enjoy this colourful metallic show
Posted in the Daily Post: Order
“Chaos is merely order waiting to be deciphered.”
― José Saramago
Order (TDP)
Colour Coded Order
When you hit the beach
You can easily find what you seek
The water line is fully loaded
All in order and even colour coded
Sun-beds, parasols and boats
Basically, with everything, which floats
So come on join the fun
Today, here, under the warming sun!
Posted in Caturday
“If the shoe fits, wear it”
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Before you know it
Your collecting will start growing
You will feel the life altering experience
Provided only, by these tiny creatures
And soon enough, you too, can be part of, the Crazy Cat Lady Alliance!
If you don’t believe us,
Just listen to some of the testimonies by our satisfied clients:
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Even cat hair on my blouse.
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“I was working twenty-four-seven, my life consumed by work.
I was lonely and at the end of my rope. Then, one day I saw the ad:
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Posted in Holidays/Simply Poetry
“Today, in the May Day,
find a worker and shake his hand with gratitude!
Without workers, no civilization could be built!”
― Mehmet Murat Ildan
May Day, May Day!
“May Day! May Day!”
The clock blared
As the alarm went off
I woke up with a scoff
“What the F…!”
As this, was supposed to be my day off!
Clearing my throat, with a cough
I quickly got up, in a huff and a puff
Waking, this early in the morning, was tough
I looked at the clock on the wall
Figuring some way, to stall
But the only option, was my ass outside to haul
First view from the window
Did my foggy mind blow
As I rubbed my eyes, little did I know
The only thing I would see, was more snow
What the hell was going on?
I thought May was summer’s dawn
But this plan has one big flaw
The winter has raised its ugly claw
It must have been because of the weather
My alarm clock had made this error
Waking me up early, knowing
I only, could this task endeavour
So now, it was up to me
The land and air rid of the freeze
To bring forth the sunshine and warm breeze
Just had to figure out, how this task to seize!
If I only had powers of magic
I would just pull out some gimmick
But unfortunately, my witchery has a limit
So, for now, I just taped on an image
Onto the window with a view quite idyllic
A summery green meadow,
The warmer weathers to mimic
Posted in Anecdotes
“As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer” Robert Quillen
Anecdote Time!
Never judge a book by its cover. A paperback can be just as entertaining as hardcover.
If you want to dwell in the past, buy yourself a time machine.
You have to learn how to walk before you can run. I found out that the hard way after my hip-surgery.
Looking into a mirror is like… Well, you obviously need to take a selfie!
Time, time, precious time, where have you gone? Don’t tell me, you lost your watch again?
In my youth, the grass was always greener, food tasted better and life was much happier… Then we woke up and put the dog out to pee.
Walking a mile in someone else’s shoes… Be damned sure they are the same size as your own ones!
Today, I woke up, the day was stormy, the skies were gray, my mind felt dull... Well, you can’t always expect to be in the tropics, now can you Dearie?
Don’t do as I do, do as I say! Apparently, you can get away with murder?
People who are smart, beautiful and talented… Really piss me off!
Posted in Daily Photo
“I am both happy and sad at the same time,
and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.”
― Stephen Chbosky
From Sad to Glad
Sad
Another working day
Is started to play
Even though,
Last night I prayed
That instead of a Monday
It would be Saturday
And home I could stay
All day, in my bed lay
Posted in Daily Photo
“I am both happy and sad at the same time,
and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.”
― Stephen Chbosky
From Sad to Glad
Glad
Sometimes
Life smiles
And the frown
Turns upside down…
Ok, so, this is some mandarins, an apple and a banana
Didn’t really think I could have fooled ‘ya!
So just go ahead and smile!
Posted in Daily Photo
“When the seagulls follow the trawler,
t is because they think
sardines will be thrown into the sea”
Eric Cantona
Seagulls
“Are you looking at me?”
The seagull retorted angrily
“If you did not bring a fish,
Then on a secret I will not dish,
Nor will I grant you any wish!”
“Are you a bird or a genie?”
The passerby asked,
Bewildered, of the seagull’s comment
“What on earth are you on about?
I was just flapping my snout,
What ever comes out
Never you give a doubt!”
The seagull sarcastically responded
“I, I,”
The passerby stammered,
“I just thought…
“You people with the thinking!
Don’t think, just do!”
“Oh, ok then!
I wish
For a juicy fish
And a side dish
Of a salad!”
“Wish noted
Wish may
Or may not be realized.
It’s hard to say
With these modern
Wishing machines.
Now,
Move along,
Nothing else here to see,
Just enjoying the sun,
Trying to get a tan,
So, move along!”
Posted in Daily Photo
“When the seagulls follow the trawler,
t is because they think
sardines will be thrown into the sea”
Eric Cantona
Seagulls
“Is this a band I do see?
A band of seagulls?
Perhaps, a Flock of Seagulls?”
“A smart guy, eh?
Whatcha looking at?
Never seen a few birds flock?
And now, now you want us to rock?
Very well,
If this will sell
Then let’s all
Have a rock ‘n’ roll ball!”
Then, the band started playing
A band made of birds
Birds called seagulls
A flock of seagulls…
Posted in Daily Incidents
“So, Monday, we meet again!”
Monday: We meet again!
I knew you were trouble
As soon as I met you
Like the space telescope Hubble
Or a kid without shoes
I would be completely lost
If I didn’t have you
Yeah, what would a week be
Without us to curse thee
Because it can only get better
After a Mon-dee
Rantings Of A Third Kind 