Humour
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
Nope, not a punter,
But,
A wanna be hunter
No time for banter
I have a plan here
I am going to be a mini vampire!
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
The three of us
Are resting our butts
On this nice couch
There is no fuss
Just trust
Between
The three of us
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
I was born with teeth
I am quick on my feet
Sometimes I hit the streets
Other times
I hog all the seats
Just because I can
And because
I was born with teeth
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
Mug shot number one:
This was supposed to for the passport
But since I accidentally snorted
I almost got deported
And now, this is my mug shot
Mug shot number two:
Dreaming and snoring
Who said life was boring
I know you are all adoring
My pretty profile in this mug shot
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
With a halo, on his head
Hair, like he just got out of bed
The one and only
Mr Diesel the Frenchie
“Don’t you just all wanna kiss me!”
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography; Humour and Poetry
“And now we welcome the new year.
Full of things that have never been”
Rainer Maria Rilke
Last Friday of 2016
Bright light
Lighting up
The polar night
Sooner than later
It will be day light
And maybe, an alligator?
“It’s about bloody time!”
I cried
And luckily,
The New Year
Is almost here
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography; Humour and Poetry
“And now we welcome the new year.
Full of things that have never been”
Rainer Maria Rilke
Last Friday of 2016
Frosty Elves
Shitting, on my shelves
Something smells
“Oh, hell
No need to dwell
I am doing well”
Because,
The New Year
Is almost here
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography; Humour and Poetry
“And now we welcome the new year.
Full of things that have never been”
Rainer Maria Rilke
Last Friday of 2016
The day
Dark and dreary
The house is quiet
The holiday lights
Bringing, some cheer
Opening a beer
My face in a leer
“Oh, never mind,
Time to unwind”
Because,
The New Year
Is almost here
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour and Poetry
“Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door”
Emily Dickinson
From Dawn till Dusk
“It’s been a hard day’s night, and I’d been working like a dog
It’s been a hard day’s night, I should be sleeping like a log”
That music in my head;
Should have stayed in bed!
From dawn till dusk
From dusk till dawn
Work, work, work
You can certainly, smell the musk!
Feeling like a jerk
Now, all I can do is yawn
Hardly any daylight
In the immediate sight
Oh, Polar Night,
Thou art a heartless might!
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“Another cliche moment” Gun Roswell
Tuesday Sunset
…In a few flashing moments
Before we articulated any comments
It was gone
Possibly a drone
Someone said over the phone
Some other suspected
It was something called “The Sun”
Oh what fun!
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