Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
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“This is my profile pic:
Can you dig
Did I get the gig?”
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Caturday: Cat Combo (one)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Family Snap
A family snap shot
Of a different sort
They may have come
From near and far
But together a furry lot
Of a family they are
New Horizons for the Daily Post (six)
Posted in the Daily Post : New Horizon : Photography /Poetry /Humour
“No matter how far a person can go
the horizon is still way beyond you”
Zora Neale Hurston
The Glow
“Peek-a-boo
I see you!”
Said,
The little ray of sun
As she came down
For some fun
“Are you looking for someone?”
Asked,
The palm
But remained calm
Despite the touch of sun
Feeling like balm
The ray of sun smiled
And replied,
“I’m here to play
But cannot too long stay
If there is one thing I have learnt
Things do get burnt
If I remain too long
Because no one
Is that strong”
“That’s cool,
And I’m no fool
I went to school!
And, if it gets too hot
I can dip in the pool”
The palm responded
And before too long
The two, had bonded
Conundrum for the Daily Post (three)
Posted in the Daily Post: Conundrum : Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one’s listening.
Actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich
Which way Out?
Cannot find your way out?
When in doubt
Stand tall and be proud
Then, shout out
Really, really loud:
“HELP!”
Now you scored! Go to, Part Four
Conundrum for the Daily Post (two)
Posted in the Daily Post: Conundrum : Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one’s listening.
Actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich
The Meaning of Life?
To crack this code
Follow the winding road
When you reach the dead end
Just press the button
Which says “DECODE”
If you get on overload
Guess it’s time to move abroad
Feel free, to see, Part Three
Conundrum for the Daily Post (one)
Posted in the Daily Post: Conundrum : Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one’s listening.
Actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich
Conundrum for the Daily Post
A mystery, a riddle, even a puzzle
They all add up, to life’s little conundrums
Try to solve them, if you can without a hustle
If you can’t, don’t worry,
Just say, you are really, really sorry
And move along
The Bricklayer
Trying to find
That answer for the grind
Try brick number five
If you win, give yourself a high five
If you loose,
Then simply another choose
Onto, Part Two
Cathedral for Daily Photo
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour and Poetry
“Maimed but still magnificent…
Europe’s mightiest medieval cathedral”
R. W. Apple, Jr.
Cathedral for Daily Photo
What a piece of art!
Done by someone very smart
Or possibly straight from the heart
The ‘ohs’ and ‘ahs’ over the chart
Can be heard from here to St Barts
Someone tried the work bogart
But the artist said, “never could I part”
So, luckily for our viewing pleasure
We can now admire this permanent treasure
In our place of worship in our leisure
Pavement on Mundane Monday
Posted in Mundane Monday : Photography /Poetry /Humour
“I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can”
Rufus Wainwright
Pavement
Lights reflected
Onto the pavement
Making a statement
Before disappearing
Into the basement
Shopping Mall Deer, Part Two, Going Cartoon
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry
“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos
Shopping Mall Deer, Part Two, Going Cartoon
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
So did this little tune
And ended in a cartoon
Watch me now,
And don’t confuse me with a cow
As I am starring
With all you shoppers sparring
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
Shopping Mall Deer for Daily Photo, Part One
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry
“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos
Shopping Mall Deer
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
Some say, I am a little queer
But when they see me oh so very near
They say, after a few drunken beer
I am the prettiest thing this year
So come on closer and my song hear
For I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
Rantings Of A Third Kind 