Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“A lot of people like snow.
I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
Carl Reiner
20 Inches of Snow
Wind blow,
Tree trunk,
Got debunked,
By the snow
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20 Inches of Snow for Daily Photo (two)
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“A lot of people like snow.
I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
Carl Reiner
20 Inches of Snow
Now you see me,
Now you don’t!
Up the hill very slow
Like a small pinto
Soon hidden in the snow!
20 Inches of Snow for Daily Photo (five)
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“A lot of people like snow.
I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
Carl Reiner
20 Inches of Snow
Snowy tableau
Where I used to
The lawn mow
20 Inches of Snow for Daily Photo (one)
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“A lot of people like snow.
I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
Carl Reiner
20 Inches of Snow
Dude,
Where is my car?
I cannot go very far
Because,
I only got a few pennies in the jar
This is really bizarre
Or maybe
A blizzard-e!
Yellow Mini-marine
Posted in the Throwback Thursday: Cars!
“Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars”
Gary Numan – Cars
Yellow Mini-marine
We all want to drive a yellow Mini-marine
A yellow Mini-marine, a yellow Mini-marine
Life is fun in a yellow Mini-marine
A yellow Mini-marine, a yellow Mini-marine
I also wanted one for me
A yellow Mini-marine, a yellow Mini-marine
But turned out there was a larger fee
For a yellow Mini-marine, a yellow Mini-marine
So instead I went out to ski
Instead of driving a yellow Mini-marine, a yellow Mini-marine
Just a Rent-A-Car
Posted in the Throwback Thursday: Cars!
“Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars”
Gary Numan – Cars
Just a Rent-A-Car
Just another rent-a-car
Down on the beat
I can drive you really far
Even in this damned heat
I may not be a smart-car
But I know every street
Just put down the cigar
Step inside and take a seat
I will take you on a tour
Ever so lovely and grandeur
Baby, I Can Drive My Car
Posted in the Throwback Thursday: Cars!
“I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone” Steven Wright
Baby, I Can Drive My Car
Setting the scene
Pedal to the metal
Nerves unsettled
Giving it some gas
A little more for the blast
Overheating the machine
The engine is revving
Feels like heaven
Seeing is believing
The stress finally relieving
All the senses perceiving
No time to scoff
No time to fear
The moment is here
The road ahead, clear
Blast off!
Baby I can drive my car
Even though I’m not a star
Still I’m getting very far
Performance getting up to par
And maybe I love you babe
Mini Cooper
Posted in the Throwback Thursday: Cars!
“You Don’t Need A Big One To Be Happy!”
Mini Cooper
Baby I can drive my car?
Guess I will be going far?
I’m not going to be a star
But I like playing a guitar
Oh and driving my car,
My Mini Cooper car!
Beep, beep, beep – Yeah!
Drive
Posted in the Throwback Thursday: Cars!
“The cars we drive say a lot about us” Alexandra Paul
Drive
They said I couldn’t
You said I shouldn’t
I thought I wouldn’t
But, now
Fading spots I see
In the rear view mirror
As my car and me
Down the road terror
Plough
Finally
Here I am
Where ever this is
Easily
I did drive
So do give me
A high five
Jealous of my Boogie
Posted in the Throwback Thursday: Cars!
“Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars”
Gary Numan – Cars
Jealous of my Boogie
“Don’t be jealous of my boogie”
The older wise Mercedes said to the little new car
Who had turned red when trying with the old one to spar
And found out, it could not drive quite as far
After all, the vintage model was the star
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