Humour
Posted in Seat Sunday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“I’m 43.
I’m not ready to sit down in a chair with my name on it yet”
Damien Hirst
A Royal Seat for Seat Sunday
Fitted for royalty in this suite
I am rooted in this mighty seat
Comfortable from teeth to feet
Existence now complete
This certainly was a worthy treat
And most certainly worth the tweet!
Posted in Caturday/National Cat Day: Photography, Poetry, Song and Humour
“Time spent with cats is never wasted” Sigmund Freud
Happy National Cat Day!
Happy with my kitty
So I wrote this little ditty
Why don’t you sing along
To the tune of this familiar song
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Purring on my lap
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty
Why don’t I too take a nap
My little ball of fur
Listening to you purr
Life is kind of a blur
But this is how I prefer
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Humour and Halloween
“A black cat crossing your path:
Usually signifies,
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx
Black Cat for Caturday
Sleepy eyes
Still a spy
In this house
Maybe a mouse?
‘Oh that louse
Will not escape
My scrape!
No, not this time
No, that would be
A big crime!’
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Humour and Halloween
“A black cat crossing your path:
Usually signifies,
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx
Black Cat for Caturday
Alert, awake
Nothing would shake
The determination
Not leaving this station
For any reason
Except,
For the hunting season
After all,
Next night fall
Will be
Halloween
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Humour and Halloween
“A black cat crossing your path:
Usually signifies,
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx
Black Cat for Caturday
Do not disturb
The sleeping cat
Or a big hurt
Is a matter of fact!
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Humour and Halloween
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson
“A black cat crossing your path:
Usually signifies,
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx
Black Cats for Caturday
On patrol,
Sneaking around
Like trolls
When night falls
On this eve of all hallows
Soon the beast swallows
Its prey
Oh, you can only pray
It
Won’t
Be
You!
Posted in Daily Photo/Daily Incidents: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“Keeps calm and pamper yourself”
Day Spa for Daily Photo
Delicious food before pampering time!
Accompanied by fine wine 😉
Posted in Daily Photo/Daily Incidents: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“Keeps calm and pamper yourself”
Day Spa for Daily Photo
Home office away from home: note the cups of coffee!
Posted in Daily Photo/Daily Incidents: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“Keep calm and pamper yourself”
Day Spa for Daily Photo
Time to cut loose
And forget the weekly blues
Pack up the bags and car
You don’t have to drive very far
Set your wheels
Towards the sea
And sooner than later
You’re waived by the waiter
Healthy food and spa treatments
For your enjoyment
On this special weekend
Posted in Coffee: Photography, Poetry, Tale and Humour
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
Coffee, by any other name
“What’s in a name?
That which we call, coffee,
By any other name,
Would smell as sweet;”
The sweetest of aroma,
From every cafe in Roma
Bringing you to your knees,
When on a walkabout, in Paris
A cup of Java
A cup of Joe
Darker than molten lava
Just let the liquid flow!
Because,
Coffee, by any other name…
Well, it’s all coffee,
Really,
And all coffee
Is good,
Just
Drink,
Enjoy,
And be merry
And sooner than later
Have another cup
Then some more,
Maybe one more,
For the road,
To get off the load,
Take away,
Now you’re talking,
Just keep on walking
Another cafe
Is bound to
Come along!
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