Humour
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run.”
Jumbo Elliot
Ode to My Pink Running Shoes for Daily Photo
If there ever was a dress code
Then this little bitty ode
Would be an homage fitting
Because I am not just sitting
Or singing the lazy blues
But moving along
With my shiny new pink running shoes on
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Two roads diverged in a wood and I –
I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.”
Robert Frost
Writing in the Woods for Daily Photo
I thought, that something
Was written on this sign,
but it turned out to be nothing,
Well, that’s just fine
So, I took my pen out of my pocket
And wrote something on that very topic:
“I thought that something was written on this sign…”
Posted in Mundane Monday #78
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“There’s something that’s really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think”
Jim Gaffigan
Mundane Monday
“Oh, yet another Monday!”
She sighed heavily when
Through the looking glass
Call it a window, alas
Suburbia covered with mist
Possibly a thoughtful gift
By the weather gods
Playing a naughty trick
“Well, better get out there, and face whatever may fare!”
And off she went
Stubbornly,
Trying to put as many dents
Getting through Monday
Not another fun-day
Luckily,
Monday only happens
Once a week!
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Hiding
I feel shy today
Alone in this place
They made me stay
So just read my face
It’s clearly splayed
I won’t be swayed
To stay in this place
One more day!
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Boss Face
I am your boss
And I don’t give a toss
If you care to floss
After eaten the sauce
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Ready for my profile pic
Stating this fact as my gospel:
“I am ready for my close up, Mrs Roswell”
Nuff said!
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Best begging face
I want more!
Gimme more!
I need to score!
Go to the store
And get me
Some more!
Posted in the Throwback Thursday
Poetry /Photography /Tales /Things of That Nature!
“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles”
Chocolate is The Answer, Who Cares What the Question is!
You may be iconic
But also diabolic
It’s quite symbolic
To call me a ‘holic
But still I frolic
When I get glycogenic
Pining for your taste
Of the full flavour laced
With truffles
My mouth muffled
When I eat
My favourite treat
My life in dire straits
Would be
Without the traits
You offer me
Oh sweet Chocolate
Thee
Posted in the Throwback Thursday
Poetry /Photography /Tales /Things of That Nature!
“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate” Jo Brand
My Little Piece of Heaven
There is just
something about you
I am in lust
And only for you
I am finding it impossible
to stay away
Highly improbable
Anything would keep me at bay
I lost you
Luckily
I found you
My little bit of Heaven
By sweet sweet
I am up to seven
My one and only treat
My sweet chocolate bar
In a serial package
You didn’t venture too far
When I was tracking
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“I’m a terrible singer, but it helps when I have to call a taxi” Gordon Getty
Little Red Taxi Bike for Daily Photo
Sitting pretty,
For everyone’s like
The proud little red taxi bike
Cleaned and polished
Some say,
Even a little snobbish
It may be admired
And highly inspired
But
When the lights are off
It’s time to go soft
And start dreaming
Of the busy streets
Riding along
To a different beat
Rantings Of A Third Kind 