Song
“Sometimes, life might seem like a dream, while more often times, it just turns out to be, a nightmare, so prepare to – scream!” Gun Roswell
Row, row, row your wee puff-puff boat,
Gently down the narrow yet calm stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life, yeah that ole thing,
Might just be, but some kind of a dream!
Well, unless you wake up
But better just continue paddling just the same
As this might just all be, quite real!
“When the haters united of the world, attack, there is only one thing you can do, and that is, to simply, clapback!” Gun Roswell (as stolen from the gorgeous RuPaul)
Clapback!
Honest, I was truly, trying, so hard, to keep it all in
But, deep, deep down, from the within
I could feel it, surely, but so slowly, starting
And then, I knew I was so close, to snap and to
Clapback!
The voice, from the inside are letting
Me know, without uncertainty, that they were begging
For me to finally react, without forever fretting
Alas, now, all, I from now on, want to do is to
Clapback!
I am in such, an inner turmoil
My guts and even my throat, about to boil
If I forever try to keep, this churning, of a roil
Without, a quick and snap release for a
Clapback!
I know, I know, that I, was supposed to be
That cool kind of nice gal, you always see
In the adverts of all the big movie screens
But, I am really not, so just stop and let me
Clapback!
As my mind, has totally broken free
I can now clearly, all those “things” see
And without any hesitation or urge to feel
That there is something holding me back for a
Clapback!
I just want to constantly, scream and shout
What this, all of this frustration, was all about
For all you self designated haters always so loud
As this time, I will not stay silent, and just have to
Clapback!
I Look Fuckin’ Cool” – Adore Delano & Alaska Thunderfuck
A Wanna-be Drag Queen, that is me!
There is just something
to be said
About a man
in a dress
Not one hair
in a mess
Everyone staring
at big earrings
A Sculpted body
and lean legs
The woman embodies
A honey trap?
but into the spiders webs
Sickening
Gorgeous
Bickering
Flawless
Fabulous
Marvelous
Out of this world
Down the runway they swirled
Looking fucking cool
All we do is drool
You better work
With your lips in a smirk
It’s just a quirk
Don’t let it irk
I may be a woman
Must come clean
Maybe an omen
But I’m a wanna-be drag queen
“It’s not personal, It’s just drag” – Alyssa Edwards
“Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill” Christopher Parker
A social media inspired song
Dancing, romancing
Laughing, prancing
Completely trancing
Time fast advancing
Panic quickly attacks
There is no turning back
Time was supposed to lack
Or maybe I am a quack
I was supposed to do
An essay, story, poem or a few
If I only had the slightest clue
I would not be feeling blue
Right now
Was I procrastinating?
Maybe just contemplating?
Planning my next writing?
Or simply, just waiting?
A simple prompt enough
Not too a difficult task
But if I must, I must
With these words at last
I am not going to be defeated
And this poem is completed
Posted in Daily Photo
“Dandelions, like all things in nature are beautiful when you take the time to pay attention to them.”
― June Stoyer
Three’s a Crowd (Rap)
Did you think
That three was a crowd
Then let this in sink
We are even more loud
We are gorgeously yellow
And we really like jello
We even play the cello
Waving you hello
Word!
Posted in World Wide Wednesday
“I see that it is by no means useless to travel,
if a man wants to see something new”
Jules Verne
On the River Negro
On a slow boat
Down the moat…
(The needle on the record hops with a screeching sound)
“Sorry, wrong track!”
On a slow little ship
Down the River Negro we slide
It’s just a short trip
Into the beyond and open wild
Fishes and dolphins
Jump up from the waters
The mermaids a calling
So lock up your fathers
No place for golfing
Only a trek for the trotters
On a slow little ship
Down the River Negro we slide
It’s just a short trip
Into the beyond and open wild
Posted in Holiday Season Photography and Song
“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree”
Roy L. Smith
Deck the Halls (traditional song)
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la!
‘Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la la la la!
Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la la la la la la!
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol, Fa la la la la la la la!
See the blazing yule before us, Fa la la la la la la la!
Strike the harp and join the chorus, Fa la la la la la la la!
Follow me in merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la!
While I tell of Yuletide treasure, Fa la la la la la la la!
Fast away the old year passes, Fa la la la la la la la!
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses, Fa la la la la la la la!
Sing we joyous all together! Fa la la la la la la la!
Heedless of the wind and weather, Fa la la la la la la la!
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry
“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos
Shopping Mall Deer, Part Two, Going Cartoon
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
So did this little tune
And ended in a cartoon
Watch me now,
And don’t confuse me with a cow
As I am starring
With all you shoppers sparring
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry
“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos
Shopping Mall Deer
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
Some say, I am a little queer
But when they see me oh so very near
They say, after a few drunken beer
I am the prettiest thing this year
So come on closer and my song hear
For I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
In honour of Finland’s Independence Day on the 6th of December
Since 1917, 99 years and counting!
“My favourite country is Finland because once you get to a certain point, you can drive for hours without seeing a single person. I love peace and quiet – something I don’t get very often” Christopher Lee
Celebrating Independence Day in Finland, 2016-12-06
In honour of Finland’s Independence Day, our national anthem translated to English.
Please find the national anthem in YouTube
More on Independence Day in Finland in Wikipedia
Lyrics from lyricstranslate.com
Our Land
Oh Our Land Finland Fatherland
Echo Loudly Golden Word
No Valley No Hill
No Water Shore More Dear
Than This Northern Homeland
This Precious Land Of Our Fathers
No Valley No Hill
No Water Shore More Dear
Than This Northern Homeland
This Precious Land Of Our Fathers
One Day From Your Bud
You Will Bloom
From Our Love Shall Rise
Your Hope Glorious Joy
And Once Your Song Fatherland
Higher Still Will Ring
From Our Love Shall Rise
Your Hope Glorious Joy
And Once Your Song Fatherland
Higher Still Will Ring
Rantings Of A Third Kind 