Posted in Anniversary/Achievement
“I blog, therefore I am”
Happy three year Anniversary with WordPress.com!
Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit for Caturday
Posted in Caturday
“If the shoe fits, wear it”
Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit
Whether it’s a business, or a personal hobby;
There is nothing like a good starter kit, to get you off the ground!
Before you know it
Your collecting will start growing
You will feel the life altering experience
Provided only, by these tiny creatures
And soon enough, you too, can be part of, the Crazy Cat Lady Alliance!
If you don’t believe us,
Just listen to some of the testimonies by our satisfied clients:
“I was a mess, totally lost, ’till I heard of “the Kit”.
Now, I am totally hooked! Cats and kittens all over my house!
Even cat hair on my blouse.
I could not be more happy!”
“I was working twenty-four-seven, my life consumed by work.
I was lonely and at the end of my rope. Then, one day I saw the ad:
The Starter Kit completely turned my life around!
Cats, cats, cats, my 24-7 acts! Nothing more do I want in my life!”
So order yours now, before we run out.
Call now, the lines are open, so press those buttons!
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Skeletons in the Closet for Freaky Friday
Posted in Freaky Friday
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton,
you may as well make it dance”
George Bernard Shaw
Skeletons in the Closet
I found some skeletons, deep in my closet
I don’t know how they got there, possibly it was a good idea as a deposit
Now, I know this house is old, drafty and has leaky faucets
Yes, and it has caused quite the dent in my wallet
But as you can probably surmise
And imagine my total surprise
When these bones from the past
Out from their hiding splashed
So now, I am sitting on the floor
Carefully watching the door
Hoping to get these bones ridden
To a place safe, secret, away hidden
Unfortunately, at this day and age, I don’t have a time portal
Which could aide me to turn back time and make all normal
Make past things right, to not to run away from the fights
But, now I can only try to hide, that which I once let slide
People in glass houses, should not throw bones
Keep off your microphones and telephones in your own homes
You can never be too sure or safe
So just remember to lock your secrets in a very safe place
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Coffee made me do it! for TBT
Posted in Throwback Thursday
“Black as night, sweet as sin” Neil Gaiman
Coffee made me do it!
Today I went off the edge
I didn’t even take a pledge
I pranced around like a Fred Astaire
The others looking with a stare
Laughing out very loud
And feeling extremely proud
An old tune from years ago
Nothing to stop the show
I started singing that tune
Not being any kind of prune
Why this happened you may ask
It wasn’t anything from a flask
Though I have one excuse to acquit
The Coffee made me do it!
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London for WWW I nine
Posted in World Wide Wednesday
“Traveling –
it leaves you speechless,
then turns you into a storyteller.”
Ibn Battuta
London
On the streets of London
In just a few hops
Over the rooftops
And in to. the hustle and bustle
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A Quote A Week Tuesday
Posted in A Quote A Week Tuesday
“Practice like you’ve never won,
perform like you’ve never lost”
Bernard F. Asuncion
Practice like you’ve never won,
In everything you do;
Success isn’t made overnight,
Let it be well done by you.
Perform like you’ve never lost,
Do all the best that you can;
No need for wasting time,
Show that you are the man.
Practice like you’ve never won,
Losing shall pull you down;
Exert extra effort to prevail,
Becoming talk of the town.
Perform like you’ve never lost,
Don’t be scared to make a mistake;
Learn lessons from failures
To taste the icing of the cake.
Discipline is all you need,
Days of negligence are gone;
Triumph tomorrow shall shine,
Practice like you’ve never won.
Bernard F. Asuncion
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Mundane Monday: Over the Railing
Posted in Mundane Monday
I now find magic in the mundane. I’m also more creative – better able to look beyond the obvious and come up with new story angles” Deborah Norville
Over the Railing
Over the railing and
Into the water
Retorted Harry Potter
As he dove underwater
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Seat Sunday: A Bench to Sit on I five
Posted in Seat Sunday
“I don’t generally like running.
I believe in training by rising gently up
and down from the bench”
Satchel Paige
A Bench to Sit on
A little while longer
As I moved along
The feeling now stronger
I knew it wouldn’t be long
I was close to finding
As I saw the metal shining
continued next week
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Cats ans Dogs for Caturday I two
Posted in Caturday
“I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady” Juliette Lewis
Cats ans Dogs
Cats and Dogs
Put them in a box
What secrets untold
Before you unfold..
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Clockwork Apple for Freaky Friday I two
Posted in Freaky Friday
“There’s no rule
that says you have to make records constantly,
like clockwork,
to continue being who you are”
Daron Malakian
Clockwork Apple
The Clock
Tick-tock, tick-tock
By the turning, of the clock
This rhyme was meant to shock
But, there really is no plot
If this was what you thought
And this place was not what you sought
Maybe you’ll say “thanks a lot!”
And feeling quite distraught
Never mind, fear not
Added, a few twists and a knot
But ended with this one shot
Neither story, nor plot
So what!
