Ode to Freakish Felines (one)

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“A black cat crossing your path signifies
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

Ode to Freakish Felines

Freakishly feline
Or a soft purring ball
How easy to unwind
Soon to a sleep fall

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continued in part two

Tails of the Black Cat (one)

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“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
― James Herriot

Tails of the Black Cat

A black cat
On the fence sat
No, not with a hat
Nor even, a rat
And none too fat

“Bring me some fish, stat”
To me she spat

“Oh won’t you look at that,
A feisty little thing of a cat!”
I said

Knowing full well,
I sooner should her have fed

She kept at me staring
With her nostrils flaring
I felt quite daring
Acting non-caring

Cautiously, approaching
With a bowl full of fish things
I could almost hear her sing
When seeing what I’d bring

Now the cat
Who was black
Who on the fence sat
Now nicely did act
And was ready,
For a quick chat

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Tails of the Black Cat (two)

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“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
― James Herriot

Tails of the Black Cat

The furry black cat
On the sidewalk sat
Looking for that rat
Who had entered the flat
The flat where the cat
Slept on the mat
Now ready for combat
With the daring rat
Who had woken the cat
From his well earned nap

“Soon I will you catch,
You feisty little rat!
I bet you taste like a bat
And possibly are non-fat
After all that
I will finally have my nap
On my comfy little mat!”

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Black Cat for Caturday (two)

Posted in Caturday

“A black cat crossing your path:
Usually signifies,
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

Black Cat for Caturday

Sleepy eyes
Still a spy

In this house
Maybe a mouse?

‘Oh that louse
Will not escape
My scrape!
No, not this time
No, that would be
A big crime!’

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Black Cat for Caturday (three)

Posted in Caturday

“A black cat crossing your path:
Usually signifies,
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

Black Cat for Caturday

Do not disturb
The sleeping cat
Or a big hurt
Is a matter of fact!

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Black Cats for Caturday (four)

Posted in Caturday
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson

“A black cat crossing your path:
Usually signifies,
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

Black Cats for Caturday

On patrol,
Sneaking around
Like trolls
When night falls
On this eve of all hallows
Soon the beast swallows
Its prey
Oh, you can only pray
It
Won’t
Be
You!

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Black Cat for Caturday (one)

Posted in Caturday

“A black cat crossing your path:
Usually signifies,
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

Black Cat for Caturday

Alert, awake
Nothing would shake
The determination
Not leaving this station
For any reason
Except,
For the hunting season
After all,
Next night fall
Will be
Halloween

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The Girl, Dog and Cat, Two (BEST OF 2016)

Posted in BEST OF 2016
Photo Credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
—Miguel de Cervantes (author, Don Quixote)

Caturday: The Girl, Dog and Cat

“Ready for our close-up,
Miss DeSolingius”

The trio shouted
As, in front of the camera
They all strutted

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The Girl, Dog and Cat, One (BEST OF 2016)

Posted in BEST OF 2016
Photo Credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
—Miguel de Cervantes (author, Don Quixote)

Caturday: The Girl, Dog and Cat

The girl happily around struts
In her new rock’n’roll haircut

“What, what, what???”
The dog could not believe that stuff

The cat had her own opinion
“It’s obvious she was influenced by the minions”

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (six)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

Nope, not a punter,
But,
A wanna be hunter
No time for banter
I have a plan here
I am going to be a mini vampire!

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