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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
I own everything
This is my sofa
This is my chair
I filled my quota
And to be fair
I,
Own everything!
And if you sing
Maybe,
I will let you
Sit with me
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Just looking
“Oh, I was just looking…
So, whatcha cooking?
If you have some puddin’,
I wouldn’t mind eatin'”
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Hiding
I feel shy today
Alone in this place
They made me stay
So just read my face
It’s clearly splayed
I won’t be swayed
To stay in this place
One more day!
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Boss Face
I am your boss
And I don’t give a toss
If you care to floss
After eaten the sauce
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Photography /Poetry
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx
Freakish Felines for Caturday
Freakishly feline
Or a soft purring ball
How easy to unwind
Soon to a sleep fall
Hypnotized
By those wide eyes
The limber steps
Command respect
You can never own them
Just borrow for a while
But rest assured, the little gems
Will leave you in big smiles
Posted in Caturday
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Ready for my profile pic
Stating this fact as my gospel:
“I am ready for my close up, Mrs Roswell”
Nuff said!
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Best begging face
I want more!
Gimme more!
I need to score!
Go to the store
And get me
Some more!
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Guard duty
Hired gun
With my phaser on stun
Get the pun?
Alert and ready
On my four legs steady
Looking around
Pouncing, on every sound
I am on
Guard duty
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Can’t be bothered
Can’t be bothered
Laying low, like an otter
Just had me some water
Because outside is much hotter
And I really don’t like
Harry Potter
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
What?
What’s ya looking at?
Don’t ya believe I’m a cat?
Maybe I just ate a rat
And now, filled, laying flat
Sometimes, I wear a hat
To feel like an aristocrat
I only drink milk nonfat
In a tall glass, placed on a mat
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