Apples like poetry

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“An apple a day, well something something” Gun Roswell

Apples like poetry

Apples are not oranges
Apples do not like porridge
Apples are round and red
Apples are sometimes read

Apples like poetry
Apples doe you well
Apples keep your teeth clean
Apples are great

Apples may be sour
Apples may be green
Apples can be flowers
Apples can be sweet

Apples keep you healthy
Apples provide vitamins 
Apples look good
Apples taste great

Apples are good
Apples are fruit
Apples, yes you should
Apples are poetry

Apple invested

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“Invest in apples, they beat the crap out of doctors” Gun Roswell

Apple invested

I invested in a red apple
Eating it the very first day, then
I went and bought more

Now I have apple in
All formats imaginable, fresh, dried, sauce, jam
No, it’s really no scam

An apple a day, may
Keep some doctors away, but better than
That, they taste real great

Eat the nature’s divine gift
Eat it inside, outside or in the lift
You cannot go very wrong

Clockwork Apple I two

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“There’s no rule
that says you have to make records constantly,
like clockwork,
to continue being who you are”
Daron Malakian

Clockwork Apple

clock

The Clock

Tick-tock, tick-tock
By the turning, of the clock
This rhyme was meant to shock
But, there really is no plot
If this was what you thought
And this place was not what you sought
Maybe you’ll say “thanks a lot!”
And feeling quite distraught
Never mind, fear not
Added, a few twists and a knot
But ended with this one shot
Neither story, nor plot
So what!

Clockwork Apple

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“There’s no rule
that says you have to make records constantly,
like clockwork,
to continue being who you are”
Daron Malakian

Clockwork Apple

apple

The Apple

If you’ve eaten a red apple
A hold of you it will grapple
There is no use to struggle
For the Evil Queen known to few
Has gotten, a tight hold on you

Clockwork Apple for Freaky Friday I two

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“There’s no rule
that says you have to make records constantly,
like clockwork,
to continue being who you are”
Daron Malakian

Clockwork Apple

clock

The Clock

Tick-tock, tick-tock
By the turning, of the clock
This rhyme was meant to shock
But, there really is no plot
If this was what you thought
And this place was not what you sought
Maybe you’ll say “thanks a lot!”
And feeling quite distraught
Never mind, fear not
Added, a few twists and a knot
But ended with this one shot
Neither story, nor plot
So what!

Clockwork Apple for Freaky Friday I one

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Posted in Freaky Friday

“There’s no rule
that says you have to make records constantly,
like clockwork,
to continue being who you are”
Daron Malakian

Clockwork Apple

apple

The Apple

If you’ve eaten a red apple
A hold of you it will grapple
There is no use to struggle
For the Evil Queen known to few
Has gotten, a tight hold on you

Clockwork Apple (one)

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“There’s no rule
that says you have to make records constantly,
like clockwork,
to continue being who you are”
Daron Malakian

Clockwork Apple

Apple

If you’ve eaten a red apple
A hold of you it will grapple
There is no use to struggle
For the Evil Queen known to few
Has gotten, a tight hold on you

apple

Clockwork Apple (two)

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Posted in Freaky Friday: Tales of the odd and unexpected

“There’s no rule
that says you have to make records constantly,
like clockwork,
to continue being who you are”
Daron Malakian

Clockwork Apple

Clock

Tick-tock, tick-tock
By the turning, of the clock
This rhyme was meant to shock
But, there really is no plot
If this was what you thought
And this place was not what you sought
Maybe you’ll say “thanks a lot!”
And feeling quite distraught
Never mind, fear not
Added, a few twists and a knot
But ended with this one shot
Neither story, nor plot
So what!

clock

Apple for Daily Photo

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe”
Carl Sagan

Apple for Daily Photo

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“Come on,
Do not be afraid
Take a bite,
You may find
You do like
This more
Than the other kind”

Old Man Jobs told the scared little nerd
as he handed over the apple, with a byte bitten off.
How quite unheard!

“Oh, never mind
The missing piece”

Jobs continued

“An encounter
With an unrefined
Caused the apple
To shatter…”

He started to laugh, evilly

“But, you should have seen
How the soft micros cleaned
As soon as they bit
My apple!”

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August Days in Espoo for Daily Photo (Twelve)

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

August Days in Espoo for Daily Photo

"Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it."
~Russel Baker

 Up the Apple Tree

Up, up the old apple tree
Trying to catch many apples for free
Just hoping the neighbours won’t see
Otherwise they could charge me a fee!

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