“There be cats here!” Gun Roswell
Seven Cats for Caturday
Grumpy
For I am grumpy
Even a little lumpy
But I am the king
The king of this street
If you trouble seek
Then look no further
You found me
Me, the grumpy
“Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it” Rod McKuen
The Girl with The Cat
Would you look at that!
The girl with the cat
Almost like aristocrats
“Mirror, mirror on the camera
The two of us are giving you glamoura’
Soon with us, all will enamoura’ “
The girl and the cat
Posing with a knack
Pretty pictures, are the result of that
“Cat hair all over!” Gun Roswell
Black cat
A black cat sat
In the middle of the street in ease
She did not move an inch
Not even in a tight pinch
Passers by needed to slide
This cat sitting so wide
Proud face and nose up
Nothing would her mood stop
Gazing at the skies as far as the crow would fly
The black cat’s attitude was snide
Sassy and bossy, with fur so glossy
She was the owner, the queen of this street
Posted in Haiku/Caturday
“The cat on the lap of the known lady, what is that about?” Gun Roswell
Cat Lisa with Mona
The cat was laying on
The lap of the lady quite known
Captured in an image painted
A long time ago, by
A renaissance man familiar to us all
How did we not notice
That darn cat before, sitting
Comfortably, smiling slightly, just like
The lady we all seen
Before, but as it is
There now, the cat with a tail
Will tell you new tales
Posted in Haiku/Caturday
“Cats, the rulers of the world” Gun Roswell
Cat of Saturday
Sitting on a chair, this
Is my lair, I am the cat
In white hair, look at
Me now, and before me
Bow, I am the ruler of this
This seat and this street
Worship me, bring me food
And maybe if I feel like it
I will let you pet
Me, but not before its
Late, because I don’t want anyone seeing
Me being a pussy cat,
After all I have a
Reputation to maintain, and that cannot be
Stained by any hooman, ever
Posted in Haiku/Halloween
“A black cat crossed the road…
…Yes, and?” Gun Roswell
Black cat
A black cat on Halloween?
How quaint it is, seems all the
Cliches coming to life huh?
But it cannot help its
Colour, nor that it looks like something
Out of a story book
It’s just a cat, gorgeous
One at that, but still, an animal
Living its life, on the
Streets, trying to get feed
And if it happens to be on
All hallows eve, then fine
It seems even more divine
And trick or treat, it won’t be
Defeated, by some scary humans
Happy Halloween to One and All!
Posted in Haiku/Halloween
“Scary times are ahead of us…
… Maybe” Gun Roswell
Three times the Halloween
The black cat met the
Black crow in the eerie night forest
They decided to scare the
Shit out of all Hoomans
On this hallows eve, including their neighbour
Steve, and I do believe
There were not a dry
Pair of pants in the house, when
Even the mouse soiled itself