Cat in the Bag

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“Women and cats
will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea”
Robert A. Heinlein

Cat in the Bag

“I keep my cat
In my handbag”

Said the old hag
And, with a snag
Lighting a fag

“It’s not a gag,
so just cut me some slack”

She quickly snapped
As she zigzagged
A price tag
Like a yellow flag
Flashing on her ragtag
And out of fashion coat
Stepping into a boat
Flinging in her large tote
The cat sprung out
And onto the float
In a few quick strokes
She rowed across the moat

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Sleepy Kitties (six)

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“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

Cuddle Up

For the afternoon nap
Has fallen all of the cat
Into comfortable bundle
Only one missing, is the uncle

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Sleepy Kitties (one)

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“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

My Pillow

Just leave me be
And let me sleep
As I’ve already rested
My tired little head
In this biggest of beds
Onto this softest of pillows
Dreaming peacefully
Of climbing the tallest willow

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Sleepy Kitties (three)

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“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

Feet Up

As I lay in this pose
My tummy exposed
Hope none to impose

“Rub my tummy, mummy
Or I will overload!”

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Sleepy Kitties (four)

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“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

Fallen for You

Sleeping restfully
Quite flexibly
As fallen I have
Over my other half

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Sleepy Kitties (five)

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“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

Sleeping Guard

Sleeping on the guard duty
Is this sleeping beauty
Try to wake her up
And she will be quite snooty

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Sleepy Kitties (two)

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“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

Just the Right Spot

This is my spot
Right here in this cot
It’s always very soft
And just the right amount hot
I really love it a lot
My special little spot

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Adventures of Lilli the Cat (four)

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“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this”
Terry Pratchett

Adventures of Lilli the Cat

Photo Assistant

“Who is ready for their close-ups?”
The little assistant asked
As she the camera passed
To the photographer

“Snap snap”
The camera clacked

Voila: the little helper
Got herself in a picture!

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Adventures of Lilli the Cat (five)

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“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this”
Terry Pratchett

Adventures of Lilli the Cat

Potty Break

“No one look!”
Little Lilli her paw shook
As she went potty
Right on the dotty

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Adventures of Lilli the Cat (three)

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“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this”
Terry Pratchett

Adventures of Lilli the Cat

Dish Washer

“After eating up the fishes
It’s time to wash the dishes”

The little Lilli sure is
Quite ambitious

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