Tiger Cat for Caturday

Posted on July 30, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday: Poetry/Photography

“The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat” Jules Renard

Tiger Cat for Caturday

I am a tiger cat
Hear me roar!

My furry stripes
I am wearing proud
Sometimes picking a fight
‘Cause I like being loud

But when groomed and fed
And safely resting in bed
I am a cute little kitty
Without any hissy fitty

I am a soft kitty
Hear me purr

Freakish Felines for Caturday

Posted on July 2, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx

Freakish Felines for Caturday

Freakishly feline
Or a soft purring ball
How easy to unwind
Soon to a sleep fall
Hypnotized
By those wide eyes
The limber steps
Command respect
You can never own them
Just borrow for a while
But rest assured, the little gems
Will leave you in big smiles

A Singalong for Caturday

Posted on June 18, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song

“You know, from my point of view, I’m the luckiest cat on the planet” Hugh Hefner

For Caturday

Cats, cats, cats
I see a lots of cats
Cats over there
And cats over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

Oh, look at the pretty cat
In the window there
What window, where?
Over there, over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit for Caturday

Posted on May 28, 2016 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday
Humour / Poetry / Tales of Odd

“If the shoe fits, wear it”

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