The Girl and The Cat, Two (BEST OF 2016)

Posted in BEST OF 2016
Photo Credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

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“Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it” Rod McKuen

The Girl and The Cat

Would you look at that!
The girl with the cat
Almost like aristocrats

“Mirror, mirror on the camera
The two of us are giving you glamoura’
Soon with us, all will enamoura’ “

The girl and the cat
Posing with a knack
Pretty pictures, are the result of that

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The Girl and The Cat, One (BEST OF 2016)

Posted in BEST OF 2016
Photo Credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

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“Cats are like music: It is foolish to try to explain their worth to those who do not appreciate them”

The Girl and The Cat

Would you look at that!
The girl with the cat
On the sofa, laying flat

No time to chase a rat
No time for a little chat
Not even an eyelid will bat

No time for the internet
Nothing playing on the cassette
Nothing moves, on the chess set

If you want to bet
The only comment you get
“What the heck,
Are you staring at!”

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The White Cat in a Hat (BEST OF 2016)

Posted in BEST OF 2016

“A short story is something that you can hold in your mind.
You can really analyze how the entire thing works, like a machine”
Chuck Palahniuk

The White Cat in a Hat

The little white cat
With a black hat
Was taking a nap
On the kitchen mat

Her tail all curled
As she softly purred
Oblivious to the world
As it around her whirled

Something made her stir
Looking up with a stare
Straight up stood her fur
As she took off in a blur

The hat off tore
Landed on the floor
The cat was out the door
Heard was a loud roar

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (six)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

Nope, not a punter,
But,
A wanna be hunter
No time for banter
I have a plan here
I am going to be a mini vampire!

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (five)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

“I am the king of the hill
Come near me if you will
You may be in for a thrill
Because I got some skills
Yes, a feast I will cook
For you on the grill!”

“What did you think I meant?”

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (four)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

The three of us
Are resting our butts
On this nice couch
There is no fuss
Just trust
Between
The three of us

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (three)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

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I was born with teeth
I am quick on my feet
Sometimes I hit the streets
Other times
I hog all the seats
Just because I can
And because
I was born with teeth

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (two)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

Mug shot number one:
This was supposed to for the passport
But since I accidentally snorted
I almost got deported
And now, this is my mug shot

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Mug shot number two:
Dreaming and snoring
Who said life was boring
I know you are all adoring
My pretty profile in this mug shot

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (one)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

With a halo, on his head
Hair, like he just got out of bed
The one and only
Mr Diesel the Frenchie
“Don’t you just all wanna kiss me!”

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Caturday: Cat Combo (four)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Yawn!

See my tongue
See my pretty pink tongue
Now watch me yawn
Because you did not bring me
A nice juicy prawn

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