Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday: Four

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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras

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Guard duty

Hired gun
With my phaser on stun
Get the pun?
Alert and ready
On my four legs steady
Looking around
Pouncing, on every sound
I am on
Guard duty

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday: Three

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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras

Can’t be bothered

Can’t be bothered
Laying low, like an otter
Just had me some water
Because outside is much hotter
And I really don’t like
Harry Potter

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday: Two

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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras

What?

What’s ya looking at?
Don’t ya believe I’m a cat?
Maybe I just ate a rat
And now, filled, laying flat

Sometimes, I wear a hat
To feel like an aristocrat
I only drink milk nonfat
In a tall glass, placed on a mat

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday: One

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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras

Paging Mr Diesel

Maybe I’m a frog
Or just a regular dog
Maybe,
There is a little cat in me too
So without further ado
Put on your dentures
Follow my adventures
And you’ll find out
What I really do?
Call me Mr Diesel,
And hear me roar!

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A Singalong for Caturday

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“You know, from my point of view, I’m the luckiest cat on the planet” Hugh Hefner

For Caturday

Cats, cats, cats
I see a lots of cats
Cats over there
And cats over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

Oh, look at the pretty cat
In the window there
What window, where?
Over there, over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

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Doggie Days Two for Caturday: Two

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Doggie Days Two for Caturday

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“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail” Fran Lebowitz

Whatcha looking at still?

My begging techniques
Are quite unique
Into the foolish human’s
My eyes I will be zooming

Under my spell she will fall
And give me a treat not so small
Maybe even get me a ball
And later lazily on the couch sprawl

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Doggie Days Two for Caturday: One

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Doggie Days Two for Caturday

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“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail” Fran Lebowitz

Whatcha looking at?

I am so bored
I think I just snored
Laying on this floor
Watching the door

Always on my guard
Checking out the yard
Wishing really hard
I could run really far

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Doggie Days for Caturday Three

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Doggie Days for Caturday: Featuring Mr Diesel the Frenchie

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“Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.”
—June Carter Cash (singer)

Sleepy

The working day is done
I had lots and lots of fun
In my eyes I got sleeping sand
Time to travel to La-La land
Before the morning calls
I wish,
A good night to you all

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Doggie Days for Caturday Two

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Doggie Days for Caturday: Featuring Mr Diesel the Frenchie

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“Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.”
—June Carter Cash (singer)

Conqueror

Top of the world ma!
Or at least a street turtle
I go this far
So bring on the hurdles
I may be quite small
But I will conquer them all

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Doggie Days for Caturday One

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Doggie Days for Caturday: Featuring Mr Diesel the Frenchie

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“Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.”
—June Carter Cash (singer)

Alert

I am well rested
Ready to be tested
For my guardedly duties
Like a true snoopy
I am alert
So bring on the world

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