Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit for Caturday

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Humour / Poetry / Tales of Odd

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“If the shoe fits, wear it”

Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit 

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Whether it’s a business, or a personal hobby;
There is nothing like a good starter kit, to get you off the ground!

Before you know it
Your collecting will start growing
You will feel the life altering experience
Provided only, by these tiny creatures

And soon enough, you too, can be part of, the Crazy Cat Lady Alliance!

If you don’t believe us,
Just listen to some of the testimonies by our satisfied clients:

“I was a mess, totally lost, ’till I heard of “the Kit”.
Now, I am totally hooked! Cats and kittens all over my house!
Even cat hair on my blouse.
I could not be more happy!”

“I was working twenty-four-seven, my life consumed by work.
I was lonely and at the end of my rope. Then, one day I saw the ad:
The Starter Kit completely turned my life around!
Cats, cats, cats, my 24-7 acts! Nothing more do I want in my life!”

So order yours now, before we run out.
Call now, the lines are open, so press those buttons!

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Caturday, Part Two

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“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx

Caturday

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Ode to Freakish Felines for Caturday

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“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx

Ode to Freakish Felines

Freakishly feline
Or a soft purring ball
How easy to unwind
Soon to a sleep fall
Hypnotized
By those wide eyes
The limber steps
Command respect
You can never own them
Just borrow for a while
But rest assured, the little gems
Will leave you in big smiles

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Cats ans Dogs for Saturday (Two)

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Photo Credits Miranda Kuusisto

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“I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady” Juliette Lewis

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Cats ans Dogs 

Cats and Dogs
Put them in a box
What secrets untold
Before you unfold..  

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Cats ans Dogs for Caturday (One)

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Photography / Poetry / Humour
Photo Credits Miranda Kuusisto

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“Dogs are my favorite people” Richard Dean Anderson

Cats ans Dogs 

Cats and Dogs
Put them in a box
What secrets untold
Before you unfold
When the box is opened
Only keep hoping
There is no other agenda
Are they friends or enemies
Or just plain frenemies
That is the age old dilemma
Of Cats and Dogs  

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The Dame and the White Cat (Caturday) Part One

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Humour / Tales / Mystery

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“When all candles be out, all cats be grey” John Heywood

The Dame and the White Cat (Caturday) Part One

The dame with her white cat
Stepped in for a quick chat
Sat down and whisked off her hat
Ordered a coffee with milk non-fat

“Good evening dearie”
She said leering
“Nice weather we are having this evening”

That was all she said
Her conversation dropping dead
Just quietly sipping the beverage
As if looking for a leverage

I stood there staring
The silence more than unbearing
Wondering ‘what or who was this stranger
Were we all in danger?’

As if reading my mind
The lady put down the cup
And finally looked up
And with smile made of kind

She stated matter of factually
“I need more cats!”
As ipso facto, this was actually
A store, where one could purchase such things

 

To be continued

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Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit (Caturday)

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Humour, Tales

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“If the shoe fits, wear it”

Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit (Caturday)

started kit

Whether it’s a business, or a personal hobby;
There is nothing like a good starter kit, to get you off the ground!

Before you know it
Your collecting will start growing
You will feel the life altering experience
Provided only, by these tiny creatures

And soon enough, you too, can be part of, the Crazy Cat Lady Alliance!

If you don’t believe us,
Just listen to some of the testimonies by our satisfied clients:
“I was a mess, totally lost, ’till I heard of “the Kit”.
Now, I am totally hooked! Cats and kittens all over my house!
Even cat hair on my blouse.
I could not be more happy!”
“I was working twenty-four-seven, my life consumed by work.
I was lonely and at the end of my rope. Then, one day I saw the ad:
The Starter Kit completely turned my life around!
Cats, cats, cats, my 24-7 acts! Nothing more do I want in my life!”
So order yours now, before we run out.
Call now, the lines are open, so press those buttons!

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Cats ans Dogs (Caturday) Two

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Photography, Poetry, Humour
Photo Credits Miranda Kuusisto

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“I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady” Juliette Lewis

Cats ans Dogs 

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Cats Dogs 3

Cats ans Dogs (Caturday) One

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Photography, Poetry, Humour
Photo Credits Miranda Kuusisto

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“Dogs are my favorite people” Richard Dean Anderson

Cats ans Dogs 

Cats and Dogs
Put them in a box
What secrets untold
Before you unfold
When the box is opened
Only keep hoping
There is no other agenda
Are they friends or enemies
Or just plain frenemies
That is the age old dilemma
Of Cats and Dogs

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Cats, Dogs and Ladies (Caturday)

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Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto, Jessica Solingius, Minttu Gustafsson

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“Never try to outstubborn a cat” Robert A. Heinlein

Cats, Dogs and Ladies (Caturday)

Cats, dogs and ladies
All live under the same roof
A gentle mix of meows and woofs
Added with some ifs, buts and maybes

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A playful sparring match
For the appetite to catch
Before dinner time calls
And they arrive on all fours

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What we can all agree upon
Is a comfortable seat to cuddle on
All gathering into the same spot
All together tight as a knot

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