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“Time spent with cats is never wasted”
Sigmund Freud
For Caturday
Happy with my kitty
So I wrote this little ditty
Why don’t you sing along
To the tune of this familiar song
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Purring on my lap
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty
Why don’t I too take a nap
My little ball of fur
Listening to you purr
Life is kind of a blur
But this is how I prefer
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“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx
Black Cat
When the black cat
Was crossing the street
She was chasing a rat
Trying to act discreet
Hiding behind a big hat
Awaiting her treat
The grounded bat
Knew he tasted sweet
Stood still on the mat
There was no time to greet
Only time, for combat
After a long while
Both standing still
Trying to act hostile
But without thrill
So instead of the usual
They decided in mutual
This tale’s end
Will the norm bend
Cat and mouse decided
To shake their paws delighted
The lesson of this tale?
Sometimes it’s good to fail
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“Five cats and a woman. That is all I need in life” Alejandro Jodorowsky
Caturday
The tourist of a foreign land
Came here to our strand
We let them snap some photos
And for them, strike a few poses
Scratching our backs
There is no lack
Of many a treats
Neatly we sit
Until all the pix
Are snapped
And the strangers all gone
Then we, just run along
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“Five cats and a woman. That is all I need in life” Alejandro Jodorowsky
Caturday
Cats of a foreign land
Sitting on a lava strand
Too hot to fish
Too hot for a stroll
Guess, the best bet is
To hang around the bowl
On this lazy sunny day
Nothing else to do but lay
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Photo credits Miranda/Jessica Solingius
“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat” Edgar Allan Poe
Cats: Rulers of the World
They run your world
Despite whatever you heard
Twisting you around their tall tails
Urging you to run on nails
You will jump when they hail
“Yes Ma’am” you hear yourself say
When they approach you with a sway
And tell you it is time to play
Cats, are the rulers of the world
Sometimes you may hear yourself say “shit”
But you have to admit
You are loving every minute of it
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“Time spent with cats, is never wasted”
Watch Cat
The watch cat, at his post
Neatly staying, in the same pose
In his pray, he seems engrossed
Or maybe, he just ate a roast
And now digesting, is the most
Task he is able for the moment, to coast
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“Time spent with cats is never wasted”
Sigmund Freud
Caturday
Cats in stripes
Cats all white
Cats that are black
Cats which are gray
Cats in a six pack
Cats who are stray
Take one home
You’re never alone
The time spent
With your cat
Even if a chat
Is never complicated
And never wasted
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“If the shoe fits, wear it”
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Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto, Jessica Solingius
“Cats are like music:
It is foolish to try to explain their worth
to those who do not appreciate them”
The Girl and The Cat
If you want to bet
The only comment you get
“What the heck,
Are you staring at!”
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Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto, Jessica Solingius
“Cats are like music:
It is foolish to try to explain their worth
to those who do not appreciate them”
The Girl and The Cat
No time to chase a rat
No time for a little chat
Not even an eyelid will bat
No time for the internet
Nothing playing on the cassette
Nothing moves, on the chess set
Continued in part three
Rantings Of A Third Kind 