A Christmas Tale: Can I have some Figgy Puddin’, please (TBT)

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“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” Charles Dickens

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A Christmas Tale: Can I have some Figgy Puddin’, please

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The year was 1845. I was about ten years of age and working as a stable girl. Our family lived and worked in Lord Hamilton’s manor house. It was Christmas time and as a gift for the servants, the Lord arranged a feast for the staff and their families.

Mommy had the children dressed in their Sunday best. My two brothers were complaining about the stiffness of the shirts. Starch was itchy and could cause rash, especially if one scratched the itch.
I had my favourite dress on and my younger sister was a bit jealous of the red and green colouring. She was wearing a plain blue coloured hand me down.

After all the fuzz and hassle with the wardrobe, the whole family was finally set to go to the main house and start with the Christmas dinner. Us servants would be dining in the large kitchen. Several long tables were brought in with extra seats as well. This wasn’t a large household. With around fifteen servants and their families, well not all had children and spouses, all in all around sixty people in total crammed around the tables. The two cooks had had their hands full with the preparations and naturally every one that could had chipped in.

But now it was time for celebration. Everyone was finally sitting down and getting quiet. After grace the noise level rose again. Food containers were passed around and everyone was filling their respective plates. After all, it wasn’t often we got to eat in this manner and variety.

After a while, everyone had cleared their plates and it was time for dessert. My favourite was the Figgy Pudding. If possible I opted for seconds. As I got my plate of the delicious substance before me, I licked my lips and dug into it with gusto. It did not take too long for the food to disappear from my plate.

My mom looked at me with a smirk. I looked back at her and passing my bowl I asked: “Is there any Figgy Puddin’ left?”

I was smiling widely, feeling exhilarated, when the bowl was passed back to me with an other helping.

When the final bits were eaten, it was time for the traditional sing along. The farmhand brought out his accordion and after the first few tunes, we all joined in. The evening was spent singing, chatting and finally picking up the tables. We all went back to our dwellings, thanking the Lord for the special meal.

Merry Pudding and God bless us everyone!

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Elves (TBT)

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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

Elves

“Tip tap tip tap tipe tipe tip tap”

The stars in the sky shining bright
No one knows where they tread

Dressed in white
Dressed in red

The Holiday Season is upon us
The Elves are all around us

Small or tall
They’re having a ball
Singing along
The holiday’s song

“Tip tap tip tap tipe tipe tip tap”

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Elvis has left the Konebuilding (TBT)

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“Man, I really love Vegas”
Elvis Presley

Elvis has left the Konebuilding

Jingle bells a-rocking
Elvis comes a-knocking

Gold lamé suit
Dancing to no ones’ flute
A real cool dude
Definitely no prude

Rocking around
The Christmas tree
To a cool sound
And and impish glee

Twist and shout
No time to pout
The jingle bells
Put their spells

Now the rest of us
Mere mortals of dust
Jamming with the king
And wholehearted sing

But oh how time flies
Now it is time to say
Our fondest good byes
Flying back to the skies

“Ladies and Gents,
Elvis, has left the (Kone)building”

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Coffee on a Tuesday… for Daily Photo

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour

“Is this supposed to rhyme?”

Coffee on a Tuesday… 

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Coffee on a Tuesday
Coffee on a Wednesday
Coffee on a Thursday
Even some on a Friday…

A completely different story
On a Saturday
Coffee double shots
From full brewed pots
It may be a lot
But not for a Sunday
That is another day
When drinking coffee
Is allowed

Now on Monday…
Well, that is a whole new story!

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Winter Memories for Daily Photo (two)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour and Poetry

“Winter is nature’s way of saying,
‘Up yours.’ “
Robert Byrne

Winter Memories for Daily Photo

Day Dreaming

For just a split second
The window view beckoned
Peeking between the shades
As the sun slowly cascaded
Soon enough the sky was grey
As the light had faded away
Possibly to be seen again
Tomorrow

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Winter Memories for Daily Photo (six)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour and Poetry

“Winter is nature’s way of saying,
‘Up yours.’ “
Robert Byrne

Winter Memories for Daily Photo

Polar Day

Blue day on Monday
Blue day on Tuesday
Blue day on Wednesday
Blue day on Thursday
Turquoise day on Friday…

See where I am going with this?
Oh, weekend, Thou art such a bliss
Why cannot it always be
Friday for me?

Blue day on Monday

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Winter Memories for Daily Photo (three)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour and Poetry

“Winter is nature’s way of saying,
‘Up yours.’ “
Robert Byrne

Winter Memories for Daily Photo

Expectations

“Season’s Greetings”

Splayed across, a mundane postcard
The image looked more like
Something from my backyard

“Well, it is the season of dreaming,
So who am I the one of ill speaking!
Happy Holidays to one and all
Living in houses grand, or small!!

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Winter Memories for Daily Photo (one)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour and Poetry

“Winter is nature’s way of saying,
‘Up yours.’ “
Robert Byrne

Winter Memories for Daily Photo

Cold Path

A walk in the snow
Was going quite slow
Footfalls immediately covered
Where the cold wind blows

Those who sang
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow”
Did probably never their nose blow

For, a runny breathing apparatus
Will soon bring up the stomach flatus
And this will bring a halt status
To your little afternoon practice

But never mind
Just trying to rewind
Out here in winter wonderland
Hoping not too freeze
Where I literally stand

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Winter Memories for Daily Photo (five)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour and Poetry

“Winter is nature’s way of saying,
‘Up yours.’ “
Robert Byrne

Winter Memories for Daily Photo

Night Wish

Wish, upon a star
The elves would bring
A big cookie jar
A reward up to par
Would be a tune played
On the guitar

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Winter Memories for Daily Photo (four)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour and Poetry

“Winter is nature’s way of saying,
‘Up yours.’ “
Robert Byrne

Winter Memories for Daily Photo

Faded Holiday Memory

A faded snapshot
Of a place, the time forgot
This was no holiday, store bought
Rather a memory
Every child should have got

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