Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday (21)

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale 
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

“Hounds follow those who feed them.”
―Otto von Bismarck (1st Chancellor of Germany)

Born with Teeth

I am a carnivore
But you may me adore
As I lay on the floor
So very close to the door
So better go to the store
And get me some more
Meat
Before I get bored

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Hashtag Hell

Posted in the Daily Incidents
Poetry /Humour /Dialogue

“LinkedIn is for the people you know. Facebook is for the people you used to know. Twitter is for people you want to know”

Hashtag Hell

“Welcome
to hashtag hell”

She said and into the pit fell

“Yes, that is brimstone you smell
Do not on the what ifs dwell
You are here yourself to sell
Awarded, if you do it well!”

She added

“Otherwise
Your demise
Will be,
Quite precise
And, you’ll become
The one
You despise!”

And with an evil laugh,
She was gone

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Mundane Monday (2016-07-18) Five

Posted in Mundane Monday #68
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Dialogue

Mundane Monday

“I now find magic in the mundane. I’m also more creative – better able to look beyond the obvious and come up with new story angles.” Deborah Norville

Abandoned on Monday

“No buses today”

“Why?”

“Because, it’s Monday”

“So, I am just supposed to stay?”

“Well, you stay and play,
Or call for a taxi
And a higher fee pay!”

“What if I simply pray?”

“No use,
The buses won’t come today”

“Why?”

“Because, it’s Monday!”

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Mundane Monday (2016-07-18) Four

Posted in Mundane Monday #68
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Dialogue

Mundane Monday

“I now find magic in the mundane. I’m also more creative – better able to look beyond the obvious and come up with new story angles.” Deborah Norville

Red Light on Monday

Don’t run
Against the red light
You might
Get a sight
If the coppers
Are watching
In their choppers!

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Mundane Monday (2016-07-18) Three

Posted in Mundane Monday #68
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Dialogue

Mundane Monday

“I now find magic in the mundane. I’m also more creative – better able to look beyond the obvious and come up with new story angles.” Deborah Norville

Sunshine on Monday

Look, who decided to show up
And here I was starting
To get all wound up!

Quickly, up from the tub
Grab my favourite cup
And outside,
With a huff and puff
I go
And none too slow!

Before, that is,
My favourite show
On TV is up!

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Mundane Monday (2016-07-18) Two

Posted in Mundane Monday #68
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Dialogue

Mundane Monday

“I now find magic in the mundane. I’m also more creative – better able to look beyond the obvious and come up with new story angles.” Deborah Norville

Rain on Monday

The snail’s predictions
Done, with convictions
Brought us destruction
With a set of storm and rain
Falling heavily,
Onto, the open plane

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Mundane Monday (2016-07-18) One

Posted in Mundane Monday #68
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Dialogue

Mundane Monday

“I now find magic in the mundane. I’m also more creative – better able to look beyond the obvious and come up with new story angles.” Deborah Norville

Dark Clouds on Monday

Ominous and eerie
Even though, in theory
It was still summer

Feelings of weary
Vision getting blurry
Starting to worry
As the weather
Was getting glummer

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Twenty

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Nap time

“It’s a wrap
Time for a nap
Good night to all
Where ever you fall”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Nineteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

On a Break

I am on a break
Awaiting my steak
Don’t want a snake
And expecting cake
So don’t keep me awake
Just let me dream
For heaven’s sake!

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Eighteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Photoshoot

“I am ready for my close-up!”

Said the pup
As he finished his cup
And, got ready for the lineup

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