Posted in Caturday
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this”
Terry Pratchett
Adventures of Lilli the Cat
Burglar Watch
“Did something move,
Behind the curtains?”
This vigilant duo
Deserve the kudos
True detectives
Never
Posted in Caturday
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this”
Terry Pratchett
Adventures of Lilli the Cat
Sleepy Time
“Now the play times and fun are over
And sleepy time is getting closer
Time to take things slower
And curl up
On a comfy lap
Time for a nap
For I am the real Sleepy Kittie
So time to end this ditty”
Posted in Caturday
“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
― James Herriot
Tails of the Black Cat
A black cat
On the fence sat
No, not with a hat
Nor even, a rat
And none too fat
“Bring me some fish, stat”
To me she spat
“Oh won’t you look at that,
A feisty little thing of a cat!”
I said
Knowing full well,
I sooner should her have fed
She kept at me staring
With her nostrils flaring
I felt quite daring
Acting non-caring
Cautiously, approaching
With a bowl full of fish things
I could almost hear her sing
When seeing what I’d bring
Now the cat
Who was black
Who on the fence sat
Now nicely did act
And was ready,
For a quick chat
Posted in Caturday
“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
― James Herriot
Tails of the Black Cat
The furry black cat
On the sidewalk sat
Looking for that rat
Who had entered the flat
The flat where the cat
Slept on the mat
Now ready for combat
With the daring rat
Who had woken the cat
From his well earned nap
“Soon I will you catch,
You feisty little rat!
I bet you taste like a bat
And possibly are non-fat
After all that
I will finally have my nap
On my comfy little mat!”
Posted in Throwback Thursday
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
Carl Reiner
Down the Hill
When ever there is snow on the ground
And a small mountain or a molehill found
The kids will arrive in flocks
Dragging their sleighs to the top
“Mommy, mommy, look at me!
Look how fast I am going!
Oops, look, there’s a tree!”
<Crash, bang, boing>
“Mommy, mommy, look no teeth!”
The kid only laughingly stated
As back up hill he ventured
If only to once more ride
Before getting his dentures
Posted in BEST OF 2016
Photo Credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
—Miguel de Cervantes (author, Don Quixote)
Caturday: The Girl, Dog and Cat
“Ready for our close-up,
Miss DeSolingius”
The trio shouted
As, in front of the camera
They all strutted
Posted in BEST OF 2016
Photo Credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
—Miguel de Cervantes (author, Don Quixote)
Caturday: The Girl, Dog and Cat
The girl happily around struts
In her new rock’n’roll haircut
“What, what, what???”
The dog could not believe that stuff
The cat had her own opinion
“It’s obvious she was influenced by the minions”
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
Nope, not a punter,
But,
A wanna be hunter
No time for banter
I have a plan here
I am going to be a mini vampire!
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
“I am the king of the hill
Come near me if you will
You may be in for a thrill
Because I got some skills
Yes, a feast I will cook
For you on the grill!”
“What did you think I meant?”
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
The three of us
Are resting our butts
On this nice couch
There is no fuss
Just trust
Between
The three of us
Rantings Of A Third Kind 