Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (three)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

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I was born with teeth
I am quick on my feet
Sometimes I hit the streets
Other times
I hog all the seats
Just because I can
And because
I was born with teeth

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (two)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

Mug shot number one:
This was supposed to for the passport
But since I accidentally snorted
I almost got deported
And now, this is my mug shot

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Mug shot number two:
Dreaming and snoring
Who said life was boring
I know you are all adoring
My pretty profile in this mug shot

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (one)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

With a halo, on his head
Hair, like he just got out of bed
The one and only
Mr Diesel the Frenchie
“Don’t you just all wanna kiss me!”

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A Christmas Tale: Can I have some Figgy Puddin’, please

Posted in the Holiday Celebration

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” Charles Dickens

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A Christmas Tale: Can I have some Figgy Puddin’, please

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The year was 1845. I was about ten years of age and working as a stable girl. Our family lived and worked in Lord Hamilton’s manor house. It was Christmas time and as a gift for the servants, the Lord arranged a feast for the staff and their families.

Mommy had the children dressed in their Sunday best. My two brothers were complaining about the stiffness of the shirts. Starch was itchy and could cause rash, especially if one scratched the itch.
I had my favourite dress on and my younger sister was a bit jealous of the red and green colouring. She was wearing a plain blue coloured hand me down.

After all the fuzz and hassle with the wardrobe, the whole family was finally set to go to the main house and start with the Christmas dinner. Us servants would be dining in the large kitchen. Several long tables were brought in with extra seats as well. This wasn’t a large household. With around fifteen servants and their families, well not all had children and spouses, all in all around sixty people in total crammed around the tables. The two cooks had had their hands full with the preparations and naturally every one that could had chipped in.

But now it was time for celebration. Everyone was finally sitting down and getting quiet. After grace the noise level rose again. Food containers were passed around and everyone was filling their respective plates. After all, it wasn’t often we got to eat in this manner and variety.

After a while, everyone had cleared their plates and it was time for dessert. My favourite was the Figgy Pudding. If possible I opted for seconds. As I got my plate of the delicious substance before me, I licked my lips and dug into it with gusto. It did not take too long for the food to disappear from my plate.

My mom looked at me with a smirk. I looked back at her and passing my bowl I asked: “Is there any Figgy Puddin’ left?”

I was smiling widely, feeling exhilarated, when the bowl was passed back to me with an other helping.

When the final bits were eaten, it was time for the traditional sing along. The farmhand brought out his accordion and after the first few tunes, we all joined in. The evening was spent singing, chatting and finally picking up the tables. We all went back to our dwellings, thanking the Lord for the special meal.

Merry Pudding and God bless us everyone!

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Caturday: Cat Combo (four)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Yawn!

See my tongue
See my pretty pink tongue
Now watch me yawn
Because you did not bring me
A nice juicy prawn

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Caturday: Cat Combo (three)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Black cat combo

A black cat crossed the road
She met up, with a slow toad

“Are you getting towed?
Or are you just really slow?”
She snickeringly asked

The toad looked at the cat annoyed
Then without warning
Her quickly passed
And ran off, really, really fast

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Caturday: Cat Combo (two)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Selfie

Click!

“This is my profile pic:
Can you dig
Did I get the gig?”

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Caturday: Cat Combo (one)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Family Snap

A family snap shot
Of a different sort
They may have come
From near and far
But together a furry lot
Of a family they are

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Thursday for Daily Photo (one)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography and Poetry

“This must be Thursday.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
Douglas Adams

Thursday 

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Did you catch the last rays?
Did you see them fade away,
Into the night sky?
Did you wish you could fly?
If you are asking why,
Then, this must be Thursday!

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (four)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

It was broken when we got here?

“I didn’t do it
Nobody saw me do it
Can’t prove anything…

(the canine pointing at the feline)

The cat did it!”

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