Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

I’m outta here!
“I am ready and packed
The others just slacked
Almost made me snap
Now we are back on the track
And I,
Am outta here!”

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

I own everything

This is my sofa
This is my chair
I filled my quota
And to be fair
I,
Own everything!
And if you sing
Maybe,
I will let you
Sit with me

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Just looking

“Oh, I was just looking…
So, whatcha cooking?
If you have some puddin’,
I wouldn’t mind eatin'”

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Hiding

I feel shy today
Alone in this place
They made me stay

So just read my face
It’s clearly splayed
I won’t be swayed
To stay in this place
One more day!

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Boss Face

I am your boss
And I don’t give a toss
If you care to floss
After eaten the sauce