It’s A Human… No, It’s A Drag Race!

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It’s A Human… No, It’s A Drag Race!

This is Ixavier Lasloth coming live from the Galaxy near you!

Our news team is currently orbiting a small bluish rock in the farthest corner of the known universe. We are here to observe the supposedly dominant occupants of this planet they have named “Earth”. These people seem to be involved in something called the “human race”, although as to where and when the race will take place is still unclear.

We are here to observe the ritualistic behaviour of this particular species, whose skin colour is varying from a pinkish hue to darker brown shade or sometimes even red. Some of them are covered in a thick fur like layer, while others remain neutral and satisfied in their original skin.

We are in disguise to avoid any panic our…

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Throwback Thursday: 2015-07-30

“Throwback Thursday: OMG: Throwback Thursday, I needa find a photo of myself from like hella long ago and post it on Facebook”

Throwback Thursday 2015-07-30

Today is time for a walk down memory lane again and dig into the archives from the beginning of Rantings Of A Third Kind. Here are a few of them:

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, and some more Coffee…

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From favourite TV character idolizing to borderline obsession

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Ode to My Little Car

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It’s A Human… No, It’s A Drag Race!

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Let the Rantings continue!!!

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Ode to Dame Helen Mirren, Happy 70th Birthday!

An homage to Dame Helen Mirren

All Hail the Queen!
Happy 70th Birthday to the glorious, sexy, sensational, and über-talented Dame Helen Mirren!

“I was never that kind of star. I was never cast because I was gorgeous” Helen Mirren

Ode to Dame Helen Mirren

The star of everything that matters
Stating this not just for the sake of flatters
The Queen, the Chief Inspector, a tart
Playing them all with very much smart

She is definitely not a prude
When prancing in the nude
Not afraid to speak her mind
Even if it meant to be a little unkind

A naughty word here and there
To make her point, if you weren’t clear
Pure perfection of talent and beauty
Always with the sense of duty

A rose by any other name
Let’s all hail to our Dame

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Return to the Archives

“I think I am about 5 for 500 when it comes to successful ideas vs flops” Jeremy Schoemaker

Return to the Archives

Welcome to dig around the archives of the Rantings Of A Third Kind.
On this page you will find a monthly changing introduction to the most favourite posts of this site!
Enjoy and come again!

You can find the page on the blog : Return to the Archives

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Featuring this month:

The Gun Rap

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My name is Gun
I am a lot of fun
Some call me ‘Nilla
I am here to chilla

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Being a Red Shirt is never easy

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Wearing a red shirt
Feeling like about to get hurt
The target is painted on my back
No time for sleep or a snack
I know I am not really cherished
And quite soon to be perished

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I am the Queen of Fucking Everything

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Who am I?
You dare to ask me?
Or are you playing shy?
Or do you task me?
Do you not know who I am?

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The Miracle Worker

An homage to Captain/Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott aka James Doohan

“I dannae is she can take any more, Captain!” Scotty

The Miracle Worker

The ship is his baby
Wouldn’t change it for a lady
The chief engineer
Of the starship
Not one gear
He isn’t familiar with
He’s got the gift
It’s not a myth
I’m sure you can agree
With the shipmates and me
He’s no jerker
But a true miracle worker

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Captain, My Captain

An homage to Captain Kathryn Janeway

“Ma’am is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer Captain” Captain Janeway, Star Trek Voyager

Captain, My Captain

Hair in a bun
Phaser on stun
Cool on the outside
Passionate on the inside
Charging off to battle
Borg, Hirogen, Kazon no matter
The enemy
She can be a frenemy
To get the job done
So pick up your gun
And follow her to hell and back
Pick up the slack
In your action be fair and square
And avoid the death glare
Both fierce and delightful
Quite a handfull
Full of action
She is our Captain

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Blue Eyes is back

An homage to Dame Angela Lansbury

“Here I am, I still go on, you know, like the tides” Angela Lansbury

Blue Eyes is back

She’s got grace and style
And to top it, a great smile
Oh those blue eyes
Could light up the skies
Her face most adorable
Her talent undeniable
Like the whirlwind
Still hard at working
A Queen without a crown
A Dame with a gown
She is the belle of the ball
So say we all
Now and for ever more

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Murder She Wrote

An homage to Jessica Fletcher

“Who Killed J.B. Fletcher?”

Murder She Wrote

The former school marm
With lots of charm
A writer of mystery
A worthy opponent of Christie
Is she just, having some fun
Or hitting a homerun
Being quite the detective
With a mind most selective
Solving crimes most foul
Not throwing in the towel
Until justice is served
To those whom deserved
Be that in the town in Main
Or on an excursion to Spain
She will always win
Before the episode comes to a fin

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A Merry Birthday To You, Sir Pat

“I wouldn’t know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me” Sir Patrick Stewart

A Very Merry Birthday To You, Sir Pat

Totally charming
Maybe even utterly harming
When you make us laugh
And make us cry
With a voice like that
Sir Pat in a hat
Canny as a cat
Who could resist
Of being kissed
By a great fellow
You’re hell of’
An actor, a Captain and a King
And even able to sing

Wishing you a merry, happy and utterly great Birthday
And as the cliche goes, if I may

Live Long And Prosper
Oh, Captain of Captains!

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Homage to Omar Sharif

In Memoriam Omar Sharif 1932-2015

“I can’t say I gave up totally my passion for women, but almost” Omar Sharif

Homage to Omar Sharif

Lawrence of Arabia
That might have made you
Aware to the rest of us
Leaving the world nonplussed
A star among the best of them
Truly, a precious gem

I still remember when I was eight
Dressed like the first mate
Watching the adventures of Captain Nemo
The television series most primo
Many a unforgettable roles you played
The memory of which will not fade
Rest in peace
Omar Sharif

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