Posted in Caturday
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this”
Terry Pratchett
Adventures of Lilli the Cat
Burglar Watch
“Did something move,
Behind the curtains?”
This vigilant duo
Deserve the kudos
True detectives
Never
Posted in Caturday
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this”
Terry Pratchett
Adventures of Lilli the Cat
Sleepy Time
“Now the play times and fun are over
And sleepy time is getting closer
Time to take things slower
And curl up
On a comfy lap
Time for a nap
For I am the real Sleepy Kittie
So time to end this ditty”
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
Nope, not a punter,
But,
A wanna be hunter
No time for banter
I have a plan here
I am going to be a mini vampire!
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
“I am the king of the hill
Come near me if you will
You may be in for a thrill
Because I got some skills
Yes, a feast I will cook
For you on the grill!”
“What did you think I meant?”
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
The three of us
Are resting our butts
On this nice couch
There is no fuss
Just trust
Between
The three of us
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
I was born with teeth
I am quick on my feet
Sometimes I hit the streets
Other times
I hog all the seats
Just because I can
And because
I was born with teeth
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
Mug shot number one:
This was supposed to for the passport
But since I accidentally snorted
I almost got deported
And now, this is my mug shot
Mug shot number two:
Dreaming and snoring
Who said life was boring
I know you are all adoring
My pretty profile in this mug shot
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
With a halo, on his head
Hair, like he just got out of bed
The one and only
Mr Diesel the Frenchie
“Don’t you just all wanna kiss me!”
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Yawn!
See my tongue
See my pretty pink tongue
Now watch me yawn
Because you did not bring me
A nice juicy prawn
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Black cat combo
A black cat crossed the road
She met up, with a slow toad
“Are you getting towed?
Or are you just really slow?”
She snickeringly asked
The toad looked at the cat annoyed
Then without warning
Her quickly passed
And ran off, really, really fast
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