A Caturday’s Tale

Posted on May 5, 2018 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”

A Caturday’s Tale

The cat hissed
Her tail totally frizzed
The witch loudly laughed
Stirring her brew with the wooden shaft

“Fear not, my furry kitten
It is not you who will be eaten
It is only the humans, who should be scared”
The witch said with an evil glare

For not many knew
Of the secret, reserved only for a few
The powers witches can share
For those really fair

So better be ware
Of all others take good care
A little something for the witches leave
Or you may end up in grief

Caturday Poem 4

Posted on April 14, 2018 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

Caturday Poem

Happy with my kitty
So I wrote this little ditty
Why don’t you sing along
To the tune of this familiar song

Soft kitty, warm kitty
Purring on my lap
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty
Why don’t I too take a nap

My little ball of fur
Listening to you purr
Life is kind of a blur
But this is how I prefer

Caturday Poem 3

Posted on April 7, 2018 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

“The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat” Jules Renard

Caturday Poem

I am a tiger cat
Hear me roar!

My furry stripes
I am wearing proud
Sometimes picking a fight
‘Cause I like being loud

But when groomed and fed
And safely resting in bed
I am a cute little kitty
Without any hissy fitty

I am a soft kitty
Hear me purr

Caturday Poem 2

Posted on March 31, 2018 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

“In nine lifetimes, you’ll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you”
Michel de Montaigne

Caturday Poem

I still remember
That day in September
When a furry bundle of joy
Appeared at my door
And with a loud roar
Shouted: Ahoy!

Over thirty years ago
With four more in tow
With fullest of force
Changing the course
Of my entire life
Without much strife

Caturday Poem

Posted on March 24, 2018 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx

Caturday Poem

When the black cat
Was crossing the street
She was chasing a rat
Trying to act discreet
Hiding behind a big hat
Awaiting her treat

The grounded bat
Knew he tasted sweet
Stood still on the mat
There was no time to greet
Only time, for combat

After a long while
Both standing still
Trying to act hostile
But without thrill
So instead of the usual
They decided in mutual

This tale’s end
Will the norm bend
Cat and mouse decided
To shake their paws delighted
The lesson of this tale?
Sometimes it’s good to fail

Cats, Cats, Cats for Caturday

Posted on February 10, 2018 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

“You know, from my point of view, I’m the luckiest cat on the planet” Hugh Hefner

Cats, Cats, Cats

Cats, cats, cats
I see a lots of cats
Cats over there
And cats over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

Oh, look at the pretty cat
In the window there
What window, where?
Over there, over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

The Dame and the White Cat for Caturday I two

Posted on February 3, 2018 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

“When all candles be out, all cats be grey” John Heywood

The Dame and the White Cat

The dame with her white cat
Stepped in for a quick chat
Sat down and whisked off her hat
Ordered a coffee with milk non-fat

“Good evening dearie”

She said leering

“Nice weather we are having this evening”

That was all she said
Her conversation dropping dead
Just quietly sipping the beverage
As if looking for a leverage

I stood there staring
The silence more than unbearing
Wondering ‘what or who was this stranger
Were we all in danger?’

As if reading my mind
The lady put down the cup
And finally looked up
And with smile made of kind

She stated matter of factually

“I need more cats!”

As ipso facto, this was actually
A store, where one could purchase such things

The Dame and the White Cat for Caturday

Posted on January 27, 2018 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

“When all candles be out, all cats be grey” John Heywood

The Dame and the White Cat

The dame with her white cat
Stepped in for a quick chat
Sat down and whisked off her hat
Ordered a coffee with milk non-fat

“Good evening dearie”
She said leering
“Nice weather we are having this evening”

That was all she said
Her conversation dropping dead
Just quietly sipping the beverage
As if looking for a leverage

I stood there staring
The silence more than unbearing
Wondering ‘what or who was this stranger
Were we all in danger?’

As if reading my mind
The lady put down the cup
And finally looked up
And with smile made of kind

She stated matter of factually
“I need more cats!”
As ipso facto, this was actually
A store, where one could purchase such things

Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit for Caturday

Posted on January 20, 2018 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

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