Cats: Rulers of the World

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“I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat” Edgar Allan Poe

Cats: Rulers of the World

They run your world
Despite whatever you heard
Twisting you around their tall tails
Urging you to run on nails
You will jump when they hail
“Yes Ma’am” you hear yourself say
When they approach you with a sway
And tell you it is time to play

Cats, are the rulers of the world
Sometimes you may hear yourself say “shit”
But you have to admit
You are loving every minute of it

Watch Cat for Caturday

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“Time spent with cats, is never wasted”

Watch Cat 

The watch cat, at his post
Neatly staying, in the same pose
In his pray, he seems engrossed
Or maybe, he just ate a roast
And now digesting, is the most
Task he is able for the moment, to coast

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“Time spent with cats is never wasted”
Sigmund Freud

Caturday

Cats in stripes
Cats all white
Cats that are black
Cats which are gray
Cats in a six pack
Cats who are stray

Take one home
You’re never alone
The time spent
With your cat
Even if a chat
Is never complicated
And never wasted

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Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit 

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“If the shoe fits, wear it”

Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit 

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Whether it’s a business, or a personal hobby;
There is nothing like a good starter kit, to get you off the ground!

Before you know it
Your collecting will start growing
You will feel the life altering experience
Provided only, by these tiny creatures

And soon enough, you too, can be part of, the Crazy Cat Lady Alliance!

If you don’t believe us,
Just listen to some of the testimonies by our satisfied clients:

“I was a mess, totally lost, ’till I heard of “the Kit”.
Now, I am totally hooked! Cats and kittens all over my house!
Even cat hair on my blouse.
I could not be more happy!”

“I was working twenty-four-seven, my life consumed by work.
I was lonely and at the end of my rope. Then, one day I saw the ad:
The Starter Kit completely turned my life around!
Cats, cats, cats, my 24-7 acts! Nothing more do I want in my life!”

So order yours now, before we run out.
Call now, the lines are open, so press those buttons!

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The Girl and The Cat (three)

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“Cats are like music:
It is foolish to try to explain their worth
to those who do not appreciate them”

The Girl and The Cat

If you want to bet
The only comment you get
“What the heck,
Are you staring at!”

The Girl and The Cat (two)

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“Cats are like music:
It is foolish to try to explain their worth
to those who do not appreciate them”

The Girl and The Cat

No time to chase a rat
No time for a little chat
Not even an eyelid will bat

No time for the internet
Nothing playing on the cassette
Nothing moves, on the chess set

Continued in part three

The Girl and The Cat (one)

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“Cats are like music:
It is foolish to try to explain their worth
to those who do not appreciate them”

The Girl and The Cat

Would you look at that!
The girl with the cat
On the sofa, laying flat

Continued in part two

Caturday (four)

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“A black cat crossing your path signifies
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

Caturday

This tale’s end
Will the norm bend
Cat and mouse decided
To shake their paws delighted
The lesson of this tale?
Sometimes it’s good to fail

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Caturday (two)

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“A black cat crossing your path signifies
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

Caturday

The grounded bat
Knew he tasted sweet
Stood still on the mat
There was no time to greet
Only time, for combat

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continued in part three

Caturday (three)

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“A black cat crossing your path signifies
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

Caturday

After a long while
Both standing still
Trying to act hostile
But without thrill
So instead of the usual
They decided in mutual

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continued in part four