Caturday (one)

Posted in Caturday

“A black cat crossing your path signifies
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

Caturday

When the black cat
Was crossing the street
She was chasing a rat
Trying to act discreet
Hiding behind a big hat
Awaiting her treat

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Happy Cats (two)

Posted in Caturday

“Time spent with cats
is never wasted”
Sigmund Freud

Happy Cats

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Soft kitty, warm kitty
Purring on my lap
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty
Why don’t I too take a nap…

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Happy Cats (three)

Posted in Caturday

“Time spent with cats
is never wasted”
Sigmund Freud

Happy Cats

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My little ball of fur
Listening to you purr
Life is kind of a blur
But this is how I prefer

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Happy Cats (one)

Posted in Caturday

“Time spent with cats
is never wasted”
Sigmund Freud

 

Happy Cats

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Happy with my kitty
So I wrote this little ditty
Why don’t you sing along
To the tune of this familiar song…

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continued in part two

Cat in the Bag

Posted in Caturday

“Women and cats
will do as they please,

and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea”
Robert A. Heinlein

Cat in the Bag

“I keep my cat
In my handbag”

Said the old hag
And, with a snag
Lighting a fag

“It’s not a gag,
so just cut me some slack”

She quickly snapped
As she zigzagged
A price tag
Like a yellow flag
Flashing on her ragtag
And out of fashion coat
Stepping into a boat
Flinging in her large tote
The cat sprung out
And onto the float
In a few quick strokes
She rowed across the moat

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Sleepy Kitties (six)

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“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

Cuddle Up

For the afternoon nap
Has fallen all of the cat
Into comfortable bundle
Only one missing, is the uncle

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Sleepy Kitties (one)

Posted in Caturday

“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

My Pillow

Just leave me be
And let me sleep
As I’ve already rested
My tired little head
In this biggest of beds
Onto this softest of pillows
Dreaming peacefully
Of climbing the tallest willow

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Sleepy Kitties (three)

Posted in Caturday

“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

Feet Up

As I lay in this pose
My tummy exposed
Hope none to impose

“Rub my tummy, mummy
Or I will overload!”

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Sleepy Kitties (four)

Posted in Caturday

“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

Fallen for You

Sleeping restfully
Quite flexibly
As fallen I have
Over my other half

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Sleepy Kitties (five)

Posted in Caturday

“There are two means of refuge
from the miseries of life:
music and cats”
Albert Schweitzer

Sleepy Kitties

Sleeping Guard

Sleeping on the guard duty
Is this sleeping beauty
Try to wake her up
And she will be quite snooty

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