Before I go

Posted in Simply Poetry

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…
And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party”
Ron White

Before I go

I promised myself to take it slow
So just one more drink before I go
Boy, did that line have me sold
In this oldest of stories ever told

Now before you start with your hate and scold
And all things out of proportion blow
Let my simple story before you unfold

It had been, a damned hard week
On the first day, the future looked at best bleak
I felt nauseous, I felt weak
Not knowing where to look or what to seek

Monday, Tuesday, they were slow
Wednesday, I got a little bold
Thursday hit, also the proverbial fan’s shit
Finally Friday, lucky Friday
This was ultimately my day!

Things got done
Now it was time for some fun
So before I got to go
I just yelled ‘Hello!’

What else did you expect?
No more projects
No more work
(That lousy jerk!)
Only a time to hit the road
And let the fun times start to flow

Oh, and just in case you wondered,
And called out my number:
It was just a weekender
Spent on this bender

All work and no fun
Pardon the pun
Would start all over again
When dreaded Monday begins

Clockwork Apple (one)

Posted in Freaky Friday: Tales of the odd and unexpected

“There’s no rule
that says you have to make records constantly,
like clockwork,
to continue being who you are”
Daron Malakian

Clockwork Apple

Apple

If you’ve eaten a red apple
A hold of you it will grapple
There is no use to struggle
For the Evil Queen known to few
Has gotten, a tight hold on you

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Clockwork Apple (two)

Posted in Freaky Friday: Tales of the odd and unexpected

“There’s no rule
that says you have to make records constantly,
like clockwork,
to continue being who you are”
Daron Malakian

Clockwork Apple

Clock

Tick-tock, tick-tock
By the turning, of the clock
This rhyme was meant to shock
But, there really is no plot
If this was what you thought
And this place was not what you sought
Maybe you’ll say “thanks a lot!”
And feeling quite distraught
Never mind, fear not
Added, a few twists and a knot
But ended with this one shot
Neither story, nor plot
So what!

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Bitch Perfect

Posted in Freaky Friday: Tales of the odd and unexpected

“I am not trying to give an image of a fairytale,
perfect, everything else,
I am just being myself”
Rebecca Loos

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Bitch Perfect

Call me the perfect bitch
Or just the worst one you can find
I may be a broom-less witch
But still the best of my kind

You may find me..

Taking flight
In the darkest of night
Or just taking a bus
In the early morning rush

You may see me…

Dancing naked in the pouring rain
Celebrating life to the fullest
Or just having a beer in a dive bar stained
Being one of the people dullest

You may catch me…

Casting the mightiest of spells
Cursing and not giving a damn
Or just talking to my mom on the cell
Just because, I can

Now you may see me…

In a new aspect
As a bitch perfect
Because that is who I am
Just because, I can

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Friday, the 13th

Posted in Freaky Friday: Tales of the odd and unexpected

“Don’t walk under any ladders,
Don’t break any mirrors,
Don’t spill any salt,
And don’t walk by any black cats.
Happy Friday the 13th!”

Friday, the 13th

Lock the doors
And shut the windows,
Close the curtains
Because who knows,
What uninvited
Behind them lurks!

Switch off all the lights
Under your beds go hide
Better fright than flight

Just because today,
Is Friday night
Of the 13th kind!

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Happy Friday The Thirteenth!

Posted in Freaky Friday

Happy Friday The Thirteenth!

“A black cat crossing your path:
Usually signifies,
that the animal is going somewhere”
Groucho Marx

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Last Friday of 2016 Daily Photo (three)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography; Humour and Poetry

“And now we welcome the new year.
Full of things that have never been”
Rainer Maria Rilke

Last Friday of 2016

Bright light
Lighting up
The polar night
Sooner than later
It will be day light
And maybe, an alligator?

“It’s about bloody time!”
I cried

And luckily,
The New Year
Is almost here

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Last Friday of 2016 Daily Photo (two)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography; Humour and Poetry

“And now we welcome the new year.
Full of things that have never been”
Rainer Maria Rilke

Last Friday of 2016

Frosty Elves
Shitting, on my shelves
Something smells

“Oh, hell
No need to dwell
I am doing well”

Because,
The New Year
Is almost here

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Last Friday of 2016 Daily Photo (one)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography; Humour and Poetry

“And now we welcome the new year.
Full of things that have never been”
Rainer Maria Rilke

Last Friday of 2016

The day
Dark and dreary
The house is quiet
The holiday lights
Bringing, some cheer
Opening a beer
My face in a leer

“Oh, never mind,
Time to unwind”

Because,
The New Year
Is almost here

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A Fabulous December Friday to One and All!

Posted in Fabulous FridayPoetry /Photography /Humour

“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday” Noel Coward

A Fabulous December Friday to One and All!

Enjoy
Today
Come
What may
Friday
Saturday
Or even Sunday
Everyday
Can be
A fun day

The setting sun
Mind on stun
Go and
Have some fun!

After all
It’s Friday
So let’s have
A ball!

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