Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry
“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos
Shopping Mall Deer
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
Some say, I am a little queer
But when they see me oh so very near
They say, after a few drunken beer
I am the prettiest thing this year
So come on closer and my song hear
For I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry
“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos
Shopping Mall Deer
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
Some say, I am a little queer
But when they see me oh so very near
They say, after a few drunken beer
I am the prettiest thing this year
So come on closer and my song hear
For I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
Posted in Holiday Season:Tale, Poetry, Photography, Humour
“Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought,
doesn’t come from a store”
Dr. Seuss
The 3rd Advent
…In the end
After some time spent
The agreement said
“You can have three days off
Provided, they are on a weekend
No more time to spend
On any celebration
Or there will be hell to bend!”
So now, if you listen closely
The celebration still goes on, but quietly
Under the bridges and behind closed doors
Some say, they even roast s’mores
Guess the lesson learnt
Is: do not get burnt
But celebrate you can
If you don’t give damn
Even if shit hits the fan!
Posted in Holiday Season:Tale, Poetry, Photography, Humour
“Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought,
doesn’t come from a store”
Dr. Seuss
The 3rd Advent
At the tone of the bell’s ding
The celebrations are about to begin
Even the grumpiest of them all begins to sing
All the crowd begins to swing
Nothing will stop the celebration
So come along, bring your dalmatian
Let’s spread the cheer across the nation
So hop on the train before it leaves the station
But hold on to your horses
Says the person cautious
Before we can actually endorse this
We need to talk to our bosses
continued in part two
Posted in the Daily Photo series
In honour of the month of December
Poetry & Photography
“Red is the ultimate cure for sadness” Bill Blass
Red
Red is my colour
Try not to follow
Red is my attitude
No intended platitude
Watch me bloom
As my nom de plume
Is Red
Posted in the Daily Photo series
In honour of the month of December
Poetry & Photography
“We live in a strange bubble” Brian Molko
Life in Bubble
Living in a bubble
Peeking through Hubble
Getting into trouble
Always on the double
Trying to snuggle
Always a struggle
For the couple
After all,
Living in a bubble
Usually decouples
Posted in the Daily Photo series
Poetry & Photography
“To have my cake and eat it too?… hm… eat it!”
Chocolate Cake 
It’s just a cake
Nothing fake
Some sugar and spice
All the things nice
And do not forget
The best ingredient
What is it?
What else for a ‘holic
But dark chocolate
Posted in the Daily Photo series
Poetry & Photography
“Man, I really love Vegas” Elvis Presley
“Elvis has left the Konebuilding”
Jingle bells a-rocking
Elvis comes a-knocking
Gold lamé suit
Dancing to no ones’ flute
A real cool dude
Definitely no prude
Rocking around
The Christmas tree
To a cool sound
And and impish glee
Twist and shout
No time to pout
The jingle bells
Put their spells
Now the rest of us
Mere mortals of dust
Jamming with the king
And wholehearted sing
But oh how time flies
Now it is time to say
Our fondest good byes
Flying back to the skies
“Ladies and Gents,
Elvis, has left the (Kone)building”
Rantings Of A Third Kind 