“I’ll definitely be out of order for a few days!” Gun Roswell
Out of Order
Out of order
Flat on my face
Semiconscious
Feeling sorer
And out of place
For the next few days
Relying on others’ aid
Hoping not to faint
Ain’t that quaint
But I am hardly a saint
Almost felt jinxed
But now my six
Is getting fixed
Add into the mix
Out of order
For a few days at least
“When I told my doctor I couldn’t afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays” Henny Youngman
Fixing It
The day has arrived
In three months’ time
Finally going under the knife
Oh what a life
Facing the surgeon
Guess it was urgent
After all
This time spent
In the end
Hasn’t been a ball
Not a fan of hospitals, needles or blood
It’s such a crud
But not being in control
Is the worst of all
Lying unconscious
Body and mind
Out of commission
Please be kind
Without condition
Wish me luck
Let’s hope the doctors
Won’t fuck it up!
Rantings Of A Third Kind 